Oops. I must add that I was not suggesting that our hungry hipster is a "Hippo." It all just rolls off the tongue so nicely. I''m sure our hipster is quite nicely proportioned:)

I personally find it interesting that it was exactly during that 10 minutes or so time frame the daughter was away and that it’s only the daughter’s word we have to go on that mom sent her off to get gas without her that mom walked off with her wallet and phone (if I read everything correctly). The one situation where…

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Adam Carolla isn’t really a successful comedian. He’s a TV/Radio show host who used his fame in those areas to sell venues.

It’s not silly to jump to that conclusion though. The statistics on pregnant women bring harmed by their partners are grim.

It's a heritable collagen defect that causes extremely weakened blood vessels in the case of the vascular type. Being pregnant at all at 49 is high risk. Being pregnant with vascular at 49 is pretty much suicidal. I have EDS type 3, for reference.

Maybe they relied on an ultrasound from a pregnancy crisis center that can’t tell the difference between an embryo and an IUD.

Standing there, expressionless, short and important.

Pratfalls have been a comic device for about as long as there’s been comedy. There was that one time that Socrates tripped on the steps of the agora. But agreed. Falling Is funny.

What’s the point of having a royal baby if you’re not gonna give it a red cape and a plushy scepter.

Also it is important to note:

Amy Schumer is simply the greatest. She has become a national treasure in no time at all.

If you’re 39 years old and deciding to crash a college party, life ain’t working out the way you planned it, even before the guns get brought up.

To quote “Steel Magnolias”, the dudes playing Danny, Joey, and Uncle Jesse all look like they were carved out of cream cheese.

I’m with Betty on Mad Men on that one: “I’ve learned to listen when people tell you it’s over. They don’t want to say it so it’s usually the truth.”

Yes, this happened to one of my best friends. Her bf was all “I’m not in a place for anything serious.” Then got engaged to his now-wife after 6 weeks of dating, just like 2 months after he and my friend broke up. I’m also friends with the guy’s sister (sorry, this is getting convoluted) and she told me that he really…

Okay, so remember the guy who dumped me at his family reunion? About five months later, I stopped by for the ol’ picking-up-the-crap-you-left-at-your-ex’s-place-but-want-back visit. Now, he’d bought a house earlier that year, and while it was perfectly nice, he was doing a complete renovation. When we were together,…

yeah i wouldn’t even allow the girl my husband hooked up with in college even though he still considers her a friend (though they haven’t talked in years) because she is in the same friend group as his other college buddies. nope sorry no one we used to fuck is coming to our wedding.