financialpanther
financialpanther
financialpanther

Yes! I know Adichie isn’t saying you should be a raging bitch to everyone all the time, and I totally get and agree with what she is saying: girls and women are encouraged to tie our self-worth to what other people think of us, and consequently we spend way too much time trying to change and conceal and lie about what

Oh, baby voices are nails on the chalk board. I do feel sorry for someone that repressed though. The one person I know that genuinely does get along with everyone is profoundly boring, but I don’t hate her...so yeah, I guess I get along with her too.

Well for the internet I’ve got it down pat. Now just to transfer that skill set to real life...

I am not, nor have I even been likable.

I’ve been unlikable for years! Yay me!

Blood soaked underwear all day?

As much as getting the damn thing was awful (WHY DO THEY NOT GIVE YOU DRUGS?!), thing is the bomb. I don’t know why I didn’t get one sooner. It’s AMAZING.

You're a genius. Some engineer needs to start working on a way to make this happen immediately. We can call it the cunt pump.

Pre 'pause? I bought Depends to wear at night. Finally stopped making the bedroom and bathroom look like a murder scene. Best sleep I ever got. Only needed about three per month. Wish I'd thought of it sooner.

Plus, I have to change the underwear as often as a tampon/pad? Uh, that doesn’t sound at all convenient. And then, what am I doing with this pair I took off? 0/10

Team IUD.

Nah, you just install a larger intercooler and some additional ducting. Maybe a hood scoop as well.

Haha, it’s all coming out her scalp.
But that’s cool, that makes a lot of sense. :)

Damn Kinja I meant Zoe

Is the Kim K tweet for real? She’s a lot of things but not usually so tough talking and foulmouthed. I’m still laughing a little about her CDFA dress catching fire. Schadenfreude meets Schadenfueur.

kim, just stop letting kanye dress you. he had his chance, but he just fucking sucks. how are you not seeing this.

This would make a good wedding look.

but why tho

Alicia, what are you doing