I would squish them and turn them into slushies. Good, good times.

“My kids drink dirty bath water though, so...kids. Wtf.”

I used to do this from a cup. I used to pretend it was tea. Clearly I was not the smartest child

Me too. Even as an adult it takes a great deal of determination not to eat colorful, glistening small objects...

Obviously these people have never heard my inner monologue.

“the bitterest substance in the world”?

I asked my husband last night where my wife bonus was, and he reminded me of two important things:

Hahahha- mine was a white long sleeve tshirt and white basketball shorts with socks and sneakers. I could not abide.

When I first read about this book, I kind of assumed it was going to be an ultra catty take down of the ladies of the upper east. It’s really nice to see that it seems much more nuanced than that and that she seems to really have brought her academic training to it!

I broke up with someone for wearing an all white outfit once, soooo I get it.

Umm, anything else to share about her? I mean, did she have normal social interactions? Did she remark on your wardrobe? Anything?

I came here for the gifs of Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force and sadly no one has delivered. Fine i’ll be the horrible one.

We had none. And we’re both people who make spreadsheets basically for FUN. Still, wedding happened, within budget, no spreadsheets.

I can’t wear sweatpants, because I wore them literally all the time (to school, to bed) until about third-fourth grade. I don’t think I even owned any other kinds of pants.

Whenever I date someone new, I go through their closet and make sure they don’t own any jorts or a I dump them immediately...... Kidding, but not by very much.

So it really wasn’t about the sweatpants, it was the grand trifecta of finding out she wasn’t really into her, feeling used, and being marginalized all at the same time, all symbolized by the victim’s lack of taking the date seriously by wearing inappropriate garb.

HOLY SHIT I’VE MET THIS GIRL IN PASSING AND HAD NO IDEA ANY OF THIS HAPPENED. Wow. It’s not like we were friends, but on face recognition terms, yes.

I bet Eva Mendes is pretty upset right now.

“I chose white/vanilla so people wouldn’t have red or brown cake stuck to their teeth in photos” is the only acceptable answer to this question.

So I’m getting married in July and I made every.fucking.piece of our stationary and I loved every second of it. It was literally the only fun I had until recently when we got to do the “fun” stuff (catering tasting, met our photographer, had a hair and makeup trial). It was not traditional. I did a pocketfold that I…

I’m getting married in 11 days. If any of you are not yet married please either hire a wedding planner or plan a really small wedding. We were only planning on 150 but it turns out everyone loves us so we ended up with 191 RSVP’s. My parents graciously offered to pay for everything. The other day jokingly my Mom said…