Hey, at least you aren't as obnoxious as I am, sans allergy, who just hates cheap looking jewelry.

the wedding i went to this past weekend had a hashtag. I checked it two days later and there were only 8 posts and I kid you not, they were all selfies posted by one woman (not the bride. a guest). Yes, this wedding’s instagram photo album is just a memory book of @SadSelfayGuest’s duck faces.

They are called most rings on me. It’s not a trend. I just have huge hands.

I can only do gold. It’s the best worst allergy ever.

Inspired.

I think Oprah came up with the best, easy to implement check for authentic magic weight loss pills. She said that she is richer than God and everyone on the planet knows she wants to lose weight, so if you hear about a new miracle plan, check to see if she (Oprah) is skinny yet, ‘cause they would have sold it to her…

Grr, jangling. Once I was shopping for purses and every one made so much noise I actually considered whether or not it would give me a headache.

Enormous rings are a weakness of mine. I love a ginormous cocktail ring, and I love this woman saying “fuck it” and stacking a bunch of them.

I really should have gotten a burner for this, but this is me!

I thought that at first but, I really think Bruce feels he has a platform and wants to use it. (the second special that was two parts on E was a lot more informative in some ways) Which he does. I mean, I have have dated trans folks and my parents never even talked about it, they were so in the dark. My 65 year old…

I introduced my poor, ailing sister to my travelling pharmacy when we were in Mexico. Stuff to start the poop, stop the poop, stop the vomiting, sleep aids, anti-anxiety meds, you name it. I travel with everything! I used to travel a lot for work and learned that it’s best to have everything that you might need on…

I look fabulous, and I have more than some “side-eye” for basic bitches

Definitely. I don’t buy that this is a super recent revelation and that the family only confronted this situation now. The guy has been taking hormones since the 80’s. I think he was just waiting for the right time to come out publicly, waiting for Kendall and Kylie to grow up, and he was also near bankrupcy before…

Anything's a K name if you're kreative enough.

As a dude, I’m amazed that my goods only need eight hours to be completely repurposed.

I don’t mind these sorts of articles just for the shadenfreude. I mean, come on. Haven’t these people figured out that if something looks too good to be true, it probably is?

I feel absolutely no pity for “Justin” - he’s awful and got what he deserved. Read the (terrible) buzzfeed article if you don’t hate yourself for clicking on it. Justin made up a grand story about having met Leah at a bar, having hung out with her loads of times. He made up a wild fish story to dump Sonja.

I can only sleep on a bed made of whipped cream, so I get it.

omg wedding hashtags!! WHY ARE THEY A THING????? do they actually work? all the weddings i know of that have them haven’t really panned out - there’s been like 3 boring pics on the tag.

I don’t get a rash, but I don’t like wearing stuff that’s not gold, silver, or brass (or, like, string/beads/stone/wood/whatever). It’s just usually cheap shit that doesn’t last, is full of heavy metals, and is mass-produced under abhorrent labor conditions. :-|