If it’s really her skin.

It was extremely emotionally manipulative, like all of Nicholas Sparks’s books. But it made my husband cry like a baby and that was really cute.

yeah, so he could dress her in clothes that don’t flatter and are mostly too small. she most often looks mostly awful now.

Until your child is more trainable than a dog I think a leash is totally appropriate.

I always feel for fast food workers who get slammed with giant orders like that. Back in college I and my friends use to hit up the local Arby’s for their “five for five dollars” deal and buy 20 or 30 sandwiches at a time. We tended to have plenty of time and always made it clear that we were in no rush so they should…

In my own life I’ve noticed a direct correlation between being polite repeat customers who tip well and the servers not charging (within reason) for refills that normally cost extra.

Revenge will be difficult, as I’m having a hard time trying to figure out something more disgusting to give her to eat than what she already ordered.

Every single one

Dammit, Pinkham. I laugh with you when you use these pictures to toy with all the East-Coasties on their lunch breaks, drooling at the mere sight of amazing food. But it’s breakfast time in Seattle, with nary a Top Pot in sight, and you throw THIS at me? What did I ever do to you to deserve such torture?

I know some doctors who say it only works if you start with an 800mg dose, which is four of the standard 200mg pills. I was surprised and then irritated knowing that my strict adherence to the rules was not useful in that regard. Boo.

I read Aleve is good for ulcer pain tho.

Does Tylenol even work?

Exactly. He’s not even really trying to just grab her ass—his hand is far, far lower in order to touch her vulva. Just absolutely trying to humiliate/punish her here for daring to say no. I hate this fucker.

Oh, I didn’t mean to know her identifying information, just if she was OK or seeking treatment or anything. People think that she kicked his ass and that’s that, but that was a really violent, invasive attack on her. It was sexual and humiliating. I was a waitress and was harassed and even assaulted occasionally, but…

I love that there’s zero time between grope and wallop.

When I did estimating, I had a special PITA charge. I’d just add it into some other category, but believe me, it was there.

So you must be among us sweet and naive little moronic millennials who would rather have work-life balance and make a modest salary at a job we enjoy rather than working ourselves into an early grave for six figures!!! We're all so stupid according to the older generations...

My motto:

One of my ancestors had 14 recorded births in the 18th century. This would normally only be children who lived long enough, a few months, to be recorded. This would not include miscarriages, stillbirths, and those that died in a few days or weeks. Only three made it to adulthood.

This isn’t the least bit creepy to me. Maybe because I’m a mom? The second I read the headline I had the deepest, nauseating heartbreak for that woman. My kid is 5 and if he died... I legitimately think I might have a similar break with reality, lord knows I deal with disassociation and such as it is. I have no, no,…