It’s not like every single cop I’ve ever encountered was horrible, but the majority were.

Wtf Bey? What has the NAACP said or done publicly in any of this? ???

Yeah, my parents seem pretty on board for it, so long as it’s within the U.S. (they like to stay well within the comfort zone), and I’m actually pretty pumped for the trips we talk about because there are a lot of places in the US I still haven’t seen. Plus, I do love spending time with them, and I’m too broke for…

I thought DANNY Glover was going to be in XXL and I was super confused but not against it....

Beyoncé is out of the loop if she thinks respectability politics mongering NAACP is about that life.

I didn’t know he was hot like that. It’s confusing.

This is the sad truth. While I get Bey’s encouragement, there are many other RELEVANT organizations to donate to like the Dream Defenders (I always give them a shout out because they do good work and I used to work with the founder. He’s a good man and the real deal.)

Any DB that drops a Claudia Kishi reference with no explanation for the poor souls who don't get the reference is all right by me.

I had mentioned this briefly to my bf, but might as well discuss it here.

Years ago I was a party girl. And I’m mixed race and to white idiots that means I am “exotic” or “white enough” for them to be fuckable. I was out with a guy I was seeing. Seeing was a loose term but we were fucking and I liked to go to this…

Yeahhhhhhhh my nearly two year son is really into police...he regularly his crashes his matchbox cars and has them say “help me!” and then drives in his little police motorcycle “I coming! I help you!” My husband and I are hoping this is a phase because it’s going to be a heartbreaking day when we have to explain to…

Dying at this. It’s my favorite sad-trumpet sports gif-able moment since this Brady gem.

Is that an American thing where people expect you to be proud of their hard work instead of the results of their hard work? I don’t know if it happens everywhere or just in this country, but I fucking hate it! Do you work hard finding a cure for cancer, or saving people from burning buildings, or making delicious…

The absolute best the about the John Stamos selfie ( and I like the guy) is that living room. That is a living room I could have. John Stamos is in a living room I could afford. I feel irrationally comforted by this.

Penn Bagley really is Dan Humphries.

How girl get pragnent?

Kim Kardashian is a gift that never stops giving. Never since Jesus on the cross have we seen someone give so much.

It was hard going thru thousands of selfies for my book Selfish & picking the ones I thought u would love the most!

Omg. This. And my dear dear friend who I love lovelovelovelove is taking the summer off to travel around the country. Everybody keeps being like “won’t that be expensive” and she’s like “NO SILLY we’re staying with friends and family so it’ll be on the cheap!” and it’s like NO YOU STUPID IDIOT CUNT. Traveling on the…

I don’t give a fuck what people think. My partner and I worked hard to be able to go to Paris, and all the other places we’ve traveled to. You jealous? WORK HARD. I had always wanted to travel there, and when I got there, I lived like fucking Kim Kardashian. I ate wedges and wedges of cheese a day. I drank alllllll…