She didn’t have chemotherapy. She had preventive removal of organs due to genetic testing. She didn’t have cancer.

My baby loooves the front-facing camera on my cell phone. Any time she’s inconsolable, I turn it on. She somehow ends up buying apps in the Play Store whenever I do, but whatever. I totally needed an app of the Bible in Hindi anyway.

I think this writer is fond of what used to be called “snark” in the way it was deployed in the print edition of the Village Voice in maybe about 2003, but does not do it very well, and also has only a vague familiarity with the semiotic concept of words/meaning... but yes the Bradley Cooper post was in yesterday’s…

My eight-month-old son loves pictures of babies. It can be his own face on a phone or a picture in a book. I literally just asked a children’s librarian for “board books with pictures of baby faces.” She just nodded and said “Yeah, that’s a genre,” and showed me to the right section. In other words, I don’t…

Shh, it’s more fun to think that Karyn knew she said that Angelina was hopelessly confused, like a BOSS. (Actually, it’s just amusing to think Karyn thinks she knows how to write.)

She used to be gorgeous. I honestly think she went too far, unnecessarily. She posted a smiling picture on her Instagram with other celebs, and she and Kris literally bought the same face. She didn’t use to look like her at all. Now they’re twins.

Shit, man. If I were as cute as North, I would take pictures of myself all the time. WITHOUT A FILTER.

I would much rather see a million selfies of North’s annoyed, I-quit-this-bitch face, than her mom’s can’t-breathe-through-my-nose, holding-in-a-fart face.

Also: women?? She’s a toddler. “We” don’t need to refer to toddlers’ bums as anything [except maybe as gross when they poop their pants on the playground and you have to carry them all the way home with shit coming out their pants].

She’s just beautiful. I hope she runs far away from the Kardashian clan and goes off to spend her youth backpacking, or something.

Go on...

This is why I do all of my cooking over a burning pile of kindling and old batteries.

I would totally support little boys wearing plaid jumpers to school.

Exactly how long would someone have to microwave something to get it to look like that?!

I personally think men in tank tops is more obscene than women in tank tops. Like, boys, I don’t want to see your nipples or arm pubes.

Sounds scary!

The tank top strap width rules always make me laugh. Like, if we show just 1” more of our shoulders, that’s where the threshold lies between society and anarchy. Boys will see that extra finger width and become uncontrolled rape machines. God forbid they see a bra strap. We don’t talk about what happens when boys see…

It’s not really gender-neutral, though. Since when do boys clothes include spaghetti straps? Or shorts that are actually, you know, short? Or shirts with cut outs?

Wait, where is this fetish gear store?

Omg someone call LadyHeatherLee stat! Wasn't she JUST talking about this?