My husband threw a table out of the restaurant once when he was a GM. Their kid - like 6 maybe? old enough to know better - was tearing through place on those stupid wheelies shoes with the roller skates in the heels. And he snuck up/crashed into a server carrying a huge tray of food, who fell forward but the tray hit…

Alyson Hannigan listed as the ginger from American Pie?!?!

Just letting you know you are not alone in this. Same thing with my daughter, down to the deep fear/sadness/shame that she's going through the same thing I did as a kid. From my (biased) perspective, I feel like she's a great kid and she just doesn't have that many nice kids to hang out with (huge school, but only a…

I've been working with kids in your son's age group for many years, and yes, sometimes kids are just jerks for no reason at all. Your son sounds like a fantastic young man, and I would love to have him as a student of mine. I think that you are making the right moves by getting him involved with activities that will…

Hey everybody. I know probably most of you don't care, but I've been trolling here for like 2 years. I have just realized that I don't want to do this any more, and I feel bad about it. I wasn't a very malicious troll, but I called people idiots before, and I said a lot of things I don't even agree with just for…

Really? Because I feel like the past 10 years of her life have been Lea Michele's audition for this. Seriously, enough with the Barbra comparisons. You're just not.

Plus, lots of people look like late-model Michael Jackson right after they get their eyebrows done. Come on now.

I was halfway through reading that article when I realized I'd crossed my legs into some sort of complex braid pattern.

Who has one tongue and can tie a cherry stem in a knot with it?

... You know, I had never thought about "Breathe" being written that way. I know what when a friendship that I'd spent years defining myself by turned toxic and came to an end, "Breathe" hit hard, but I was in a worse place then than any breakup has ever left me, so I just assumed I was kind of projecting, but you're…

And it's not like this is the way things have always been. Somewhere around 2000 there was a baby boom in Hollywood and it was the new angle for stars. I grew up in the 90s and most of the stars that were hot at that time had kids but I didn't know their names or what they looked like and that was probably a very good…

Also, her non-love story songs can pack a huge emotional punch. "Fifteen?" I was nineteen when that album came out (I think. It may have come out shortly before I turned nineteen, actually), a freshman in college, and was removed enough from the events of my freshman year of high school to kind of reflect back on them…

Thank you! She's harmless. What's the problem? Too girly? C'mon ladies, we can do better...

Totally agree. And criticizing the hip hop lifestyle or the pop style while appropriating those sounds... plus using a fatigue of Katy Perry-ish songs to write all of her lyrics (see "Team"). I think Lorde is more evil than TSwift.

You should chill.

My two favorite freaky-tall white girls on a too-cute outing together? I didn't think God loved me this much. I swear I'm getting religion.

I got into an argument in high school about which was the better band, Linkin Park or Led Zeppelin. It was surreal.

More evidence that I should chop my hair off. Mercury is now out of retrograde and I am allowed to make major decisions again. Look out, locks.

People without tattoos are always way more concerned about them than people with them. It is bizarre to me.