Fuck yes. Joni Mitchell having a devastating brain injury is not gossip. Motherfucking fuck.

Ooh, thank you.

Been there, done that, would do again.

*Raises hand* I have also slept with brothers. They are both super hot and were amazing in bed. I also slept with one of the brothers’ best friends. It’s a small town, there’s not much else to do around here except drink and fuck.

What's with all the carrots, what do they need such good eyesight for anyway?

Fuck, I love Giles so much. He even looks sexy in that ridiculous costume. And now I'm thinking about him singing. Brb gotta go watch Buffy musical episode like five times in a row.

THIS WINS EVERYTHING.

Yep. I’m obsessed with family photos and parent/child genetics. I am not ashamed. It is just so cool.

When I was in high school, a classmate who I didn’t really know, but was friends with my brother, deduced that we were siblings based on our freakishly similar speech patterns (some certain way of dragging out the ends of words) and timbre of voice. It was weird. We still talk exactly the same except his voice is…

I'm so obsessed with her. So cool. So French. I am twice her age but I know if we ever met I would leave the interaction feeling like the lamest lame that ever lamed.

One of my favourite things ever was when a guy I was dating (like, we had JUST gotten back from a weekend away with a bunch of my friends) took to motherfucking Facebook to announce he was in a relationship with another girl. One of my friends, beneath the “awww cute” posts from people who didn’t know he was a piece…

SAME. I begged him to just tell me the truth after we had broken up, and he still denied it, even when several of my close friends were telling me things they had seen or heard. “Deny til you die, bro.” UGH.

Haha I know, I didn’t even know they still did concerts. We’re in the middle of nowhere, we only get the bands that are many years past their prime. :)

I am still hoping there will be plenty of pink and white (not gonna lie, I have a white dress that’s already half ruined and I’m contemplating wearing it with my Hunter boots) and I know there will be tons of alcohol. ;)

Right? Fiancé’s bachelor party is going to consist of his friends renting an RV and driving from here to the biggest nearby city (which is eight hours away) and then going to a Journey concert. He has awesome friends. I half wish I could tag along.

I’m 31 and getting married in August. I agree about the no need for strippers etc., but I am actually having TWO bachelorette parties because I have lived on the west coast for the past four years but the wedding is across the country and most of my friends here cannot come.

It’s so sick how someone in love can be manipulated this way. Like, no one wants to or is capable of believing a person they’ve spent so much time with and trust and love could do something like this to them. Ugh. People are awful. And then the continued lying. Like, dude, you're caught. Just fucking admit it and let…

Did you ever get to see what was in it? Besides all of her hopes and dreams and probably a bunch of handmade doll outfits?

Ah! That's fantastic, I have never seen any penis veils before. Well done.