A close (male) friend’s serious long-term girlfriend posted a father’s day tribute to her dad that included the phrases “the most important man in my life” and “daddy’s girl”. I found it a bit creepy and weird. Am I being overly judgmental or is that...like...not normal? I feel like if a guy posted that about his mom,…

Seriously. I had kinda reserved judgment on her until now because it's not HER fault Johnny Depp is going through the worst midlife crisis of all time, but goddamn. What a stupid, useless twit.

As I explained several times further down in the thread, it’s a great option IF the person is able to start using it as soon as they start to feel a cold sore coming on. Most people (at least where I practice) are not that on the ball, in which case Abreva is expensive and basically useless. I have had very few people…

That’s so good to hear! I went through a really bad stretch of insomnia a couple years ago and thankfully my doctor was cool about giving me clonazepam for when I needed it. A total life-saver. Nothing else works.

A few years after high school was over, most of the girls who were awful to me started being really nice to me all of a sudden. Probably because I had become super hot and was dating a very well known university basketball player (college basketball in my town is like...a big deal). So now I am friends with all of…

HA! So appropriate.

OMG that salad sounds amazing. Going on my shopping list.

I am a pharmacist and a medicated depressed/anxious person!

A girl I work with is in a very similar position right now. She’s only 19 and her boyfriend is a hugely useless loser. She doesn’t seem to be at all worried or upset about being pregnant, which kind of scares me. She does have a good relationship with her mother so at least she will have that support, but still every…

Right? A couple of my younger friends just had their ten-year reunion and I was amazed that they were voluntarily going to it. I talked to one the next day and she was like “Yeah, I kinda forgot how much I fucking hated most of those people...”

You look fantastic! Yay for mobility and girly time!

Ha! The boyfriend in my story is now dating a girl who looks exactly like me but is like 22 (he is 32). I imagine he will just keep getting new young girlfriends forever so he never has to reckon with a body that has seen any life time or gravity.

Awwww poor guy! One of my friends had her passport stolen in Rome on high school trip and had to do the whole rigmarole of going to the Canadian consulate and everything.

THANKS KEITH

OH WAIT I just remembered a really good one. My first serious boyfriend: “you’d have a really nice ass if your hips were smaller.”

YOUR FEET ARE HUGE

You’re welcome! I am all about preventing people from wasting their money on snake oils!! :)

I’m not gonna lie to you, most of the OTC topical things are basically magic beans. Lysine is pretty good to help an existing sore heal faster, it is just super moisturizing and has some herbal shit that helps to calm down the pain and redness. But the best thing you can do if you get them somewhat frequently is to…

Is this your partner?

You are a pro for sho! Yeah that’s it, you have to catch it super early. Most of the people I see come in with a giant crusty mess all up on their face. I give them some Lysine and move on with my life. :)