I’m rich enough to afford a Lambo, but want the one that looks most like a melted jelly bean.

Any Telsa. The stink of Musk / Trump is inseparable from the brand.

Lamborghini Urus “hey look at me i’m rich enough to afford a ‘lambo’ everyone give me attention“

Whatever their abuser tells them is real, is real to them. They are so deep in their bullshit that they would have a complete ego death meltdown if they actually realized what’s going on.

The bottom line - not that many people understand how tariff works. Or care to.

I know the obvious answer is obvious, but it’s SO obvious that it’s really a moot point. Nothing else even comes close.

We all know it’s the Cyber Truck, but I’m going to say the Jeep Gladiator. It isn’t good at anything but projecting an image that says “I am a cargo shorts and wrap-around Oakley enthusiast who lies about attending Ranger school.”

The EV Hummer, proper douche bro machine. 

I thought the answer was fairly easy.

You described every MAGA voter out there, which we now know are more plentiful than we once thought a few weeks ago.  

The only way this is a NP is if a hella enthusiast who built their whole personality around the aesthetic of this truck needed something to demonstrate to the world that they peaked in HS. No Dice.

A so-so decal package that only a few people (not me) remember adds exactly zero value. So you’re left with a nicely kitted, well-preserved old truck. That’s nice, but not $19K nice. ND.

Sorry but that looks like butt. The Kia EV9 is so much better looking.

I do not like the fender design. It’s just awkward. 

The company has already sold 44,260 VF8s this year

44,260 is a about 44,000 more than I would have expected given the negative press they’ve gotten. 

Car people would legit rather receive windshield wipers or washer fluid than the vast majority of generic automobilia given to them each holiday season. 

Musk and others who are in Trump’s orbit as potential cabinet and “czar” positions don’t have an adequate background to perform their duties but have convinced themselves they do. This coming administration will be known by historians as “The Dunning-Kruger Presidency”.

This. Aaron Rodgers has spent his life getting good at playing Quarterback, so it stands to reason he’s a reputable expert on the subject. But what is there about 20 years of throwing balls and being hit in the head that makes him an expert about vaccines?

Cybercab is definitely never happening. Musk needed that plus Trump to pump his stock and stay out of legal trouble. He’ll keep the stock pumps going for a while with deregulation of Tesla Self-Driving, have his W moment of Mission accomplished, and then have a brief period of a good time before Teslas start having so…