I wake up every morning hoping this is all just a bad dream.

Three months too early.  If they could have held out until January there’d be no more EPA to deal with, and Attorney General Gaetz will be too busy sourcing more underage pussy to worry about prosecuting anyone. 

They’ll just pass legislation that precludes insurance companies from dropping or refusing insurance on Teslas.  Please dont laugh like this is impossible; it’s the very level of corruption and bullshit that will be de rigueur in about 2.5 months.

you cracked this case wide open!!

In their defense, there is an awful lot of news right now involving Musk and/or Trump.  I hear ya, though.  I could use a break from all of that.

RIP Ejaculate and Evacuate. 

> Be me, right-wing nut job
> Spend whole life trying to get into CIA because Tom Clancy is cool
> Finally make it
> Job is so boring just reading French newspapers and checking hundreds of emails all day
> For some reason a senator comes to my department, asks what’s going on
> So fed up I don’t care if I get fired

Those idiots couldn’t find a fact in an encyclopedia haha

NHTSA has been examining if FSD can safely operate in fog, dust, glare and other reduced visibility conditions

Looking forward to having Hegseth and Gabbard finally expose the truth.

Still better than when I dressed a bear in a man costume to commit all those white collar crimes.

I have a Model 3, and what’s even more fun about the manual door release is that if you use it, the car will complain you could break the window because the manual lever doesn’t lower it an inch or so like the electronic release does.

That only makes the decision to have electric door latches and completely hiding the manual releases all the more dumb knowing that they have caused people to die needlessly in the past.

I mean, he might want to secretly murder people.

No, he just doesn’t care if he does.

They did know. They simply didn’t care.

It doesn’t even matter if another car maker made the same dumb choice. It’s still dumb and dangerous no matter who is doing it.

Impossible. Elon invented the electric car, and certainly electronic door latches.

Teslas are deathtraps and everyone buying one is signing their own death certificate and funding fascism.

Thank God Tesla came along to save us from the horrors of manual door handles. If not for their work, imagine the terrors we would be forced to endure.