“Oh, and the little notches at the top of the hatchback are a throwback nod to the M1 supercar, with BMW roundels etched into the hatch glass.”

That sounds like something BMW told you so you’d have something redeeming to say about the vehicle.

Yup... it absolutely is pathetic. My 2008 Honda Fit has more space with the seats up... 21.3 cu. ft.

“Given its size, the XM offers decent luggage space, with 18.6 cubic feet of cargo room behind the rear seats”

No.

Those windows are TINY from inside. We are headed toward peak camera, where everyone just drives in a moving pillbox bunker and uses cameras to see.

I don’t care if it tickles my balls while giving me a blowjob, it’s irredeemably ugly. No matter how good this giant SUV handles, it can’t escape my overwhelming desire to torch every one I see.

It looks like the Grand Theft Auto version of itself.

How much did BMW pay you to write this? And have you ever driven an actually good BMW, like something from the 90's or early 2000's?

We can only hope that Turmpzilla and DeSantisorah declare all out war on each other during the primaries and as a consequence make each other completely unelectable. That way no matter which one of them wins the primary, the Republicans lose in the general.

Wait so randomly shooting out of a moving vehicle in public, because you thought your car got shot (which did they ever find bullet holes?)...Oh after he CUT SOMEONE OFF, constitutes as a reasonable action? nah the dude has no self control or humility to de-escalate the situation with a “I’m sorry wave” to the driver…

Only in America could the incompetent lunatic in the header gif be described as “perfectly reasonable.” Seriously, keep the words “perfectly reasonable” in mind and go look at it again.

should revoke his right to operate a vehicle and a firearm.

Or, heaven forbid, vote when they think they’re in the clear to do so.

Yet another reason not to go to Florida anymore. They’re fucking nuts down there.

Florida: “We need to ban math books from schools”

Nah, needs to never have owned, nor ever again, own a gun.

The United States is creeping ever closer to the wild West. And not the real wild West... the movie versions of the wild West. The open-carry, gun-slinger version of the wild West is a myth.

Couple of douche bags.  Obligatory: Fuck Florida.

This kind of asshole is why I just say “I’m sorry you have a tiny penis” when a dude like this does something that gets in my way when I’m driving. 

The world is truly sick. Meanwhile, people go to jail for attempting to have their kids attend a better school than they can afford.