Had to Google this and shit it's real. Seems like it might've started as a joke but I'm sure there are people killing birds because they think they're surveillance drones. 

I'll never understand that. "Stupid and proud of it!" These are probably the same people who don't think education after the 5th grade is necessary.

The first time I saw the mini tvs at the pump I was like, " Oh cool a little TV" now I'm like,"Fuuuuuck, turn this shit off." 

There is two of these in my town and I get my propanes and gas from them. The inside of their stores aren’t as nice and looking at them from the outside they look kind of run down compared to the chain pumps. But the family that runs them seem nice and are always friendly. 

The new S-10 has been in front of Chevy’s face this entire time.

I got that sweet sweet middle of the night chills. Woke up shivering, grabbed 4 blankets and some NyQuil and went back to sleep. Woke up an hour later drenched in sweat but feeling just fine. My arm wasn't even that sore compared to the first shot 

Mt first car, a 96 Prelude that I got with 90k it reached to 188k on it before I ended up selling after joining the AirForce. Right now our 12' MZ5 is at 45k and our 15' Passat is at 30k, I don’t think I’ll be crossing 100k any time soon.

Cops didn't even mace him or kneel on his neck? The one time police brutality would've been acceptable. 

KIA worked so hard to shake off their cheap and shitty car image just have it all ruined by shitty dealers. 

Unless the truck is loaded with driver assists and an in cab camera for accountability it will be difficult for me to feel safe around a teen driving a semi. Hell even the seasoned pros make mistakes and are often drifting in their lanes.

They can continue to sell the Challenger and Charger with minor updates for the next ten years and they’ll be fine. They can even make some compliance EV versions so they can keep selling red-eye hellcats. 

I was at the swap meet the other day and there was a guy with a fuck-ton of beeni babies in those plastic collectors cases, even the tags had a special plastic case. I was pretty sure “he knew what he had” but I asked him the prices and he said the small ones were $3 and the medium ones $5. Said he bought a storage…

I can see dealers reading this and deciding a 10% market adjustment on all vehicles is feasible. People willing to pay will pay, the other will haggle down to just above MSRP. 

I have never seen a Pontiac Aztek in real life. I'm sitting here thinking about it and it's kind of freaking out. 

Those professor copperfield miracle legumes ain’t no joke.

You should get SnapOn to sponsor you, turn the Lexus into a mobile shop and start a new series; “Fixing things with David Tracy”

Yea my response is now the same whenever I have my kids in the car. Just let the persistent asshole get their way and hope that karma exists and they burn their finger on the stove or something.

I would’ve maced her.

My friend's uncle has these special night lights that block 5g signals. He paid like $50 each for them. Part of me wants to go buy a bunch of those powerband bracelets and sell them as 5g blockers and rake in the money.