I wanted to slam my head against the table when the commander-in-cheeto was tweeting about using firefighting drop-planes to fight the blaze. You don’t need my 8 years as a firefighter to have the common sense to realize what kind of damage that much mass does to a structure. Not to mention, there is a reason why you…

The thing that gets me is these are the same people who call US too easily offended and triggered.

Imagine being so insecure that a fake woman holding a position of authority in a videogame made you uncomfortable. I'm not at all surprised that their celebacy is involuntary.

Teaching children to commit crimes is heinous.

I despise few things more than adults using children for crime. So incredibly fucked up and sad.

Getting repoed sucks. Back in 2009 I could no longer afford the 2002 Corolla I bought first year out of college. But, I accepted it, let it go, paid off the difference after it got auctioned off, and made things right. It took me 3 years to pay off a car I didn't even own anymore. 

I’m more a fan of pop art.

Hey everyone! I’m the lucky driver being overtaken by the S2K! I got one of the first cars from McLaren and didn’t waste time putting some miles on it. Before I had to leave the US I put 1600 miles on the car road tripping it from Monterey to LA and back and to SF and back to Monterey. Then I did the double track day…

Not the first time someone fucked up at the US Open.

Think about that poor mother and her 12 year old daughter. Imagine being her husband and the father of that child. You look forward every day to spending time with them when you get home from work and out of the blue you get a call that some loser destroyed them and took them away from you forever. You don’t even get…

Just show up in it. What are they really going to do? They’re French.

Nadal, Federer, and Djokovic should show up in catsuits next year.

The best (worst?) part of this is that any of of these three could be named any one of those three names.  Ideally, all three would be named Taylor.

This tweet is...[chef’s kiss]

lol no

Are white people.... okay?

Never forget  

I had no idea in just two years this girl would become my wife

To all the eventual commenters complaining about three pedal lovers, it’s all about this:

<laughing gifs galore>