Does he pay his utility bills from the Post Office? 

A white guy with bad face tats, but somehow with enough money for a private plane. Momma lied to me.

Glad I’m not the only one.

Who?

That’s quite the switch for AP.

Obligatory:

Must be hard to do your makeup every day when you don't cast a reflection 

I thought he only pooped from his mouth.

Funny how kneeling during the anthem disrespects the vets, but denying them health benefits is A-OK.

Can we scrap the new Nicki Minaj album in favor of a new Tracy Chapman album?

I heard she ghosted him.

With apologies to Judy Garland this is the approximate response from Trump’s base:

when i saw the movie Kids i fucking loved it (i was also about 15 at the time). was doing all the same shit as the kids in the movie and it resonated with my my friends and me. still resonates with me as a matter of fact.

It’s a slippery slope because if the Lerner family pays for this guy’s treatment, before long you’ll have people in this country paying to put other people’s kids through school, or you’ll be paying to put out a fire at someone else’s house, or you’ll be paying to pave roads that you never drive on, and that is NOT…

You freakin’ Socialist Deadspin bloggers, always calling for a Nationals Health Care system.  Pathetic.

Get over it. No one cares about your strict definitions. This is the same shit that was said about rock n’ roll and later, rock. “Oh, it’s atonal” “Oh, the lyrics are nonsensical” “Oh, it all sounds the same.” “Oh, it’s all rhythm and no substance.” Blah Blah Blah.

Even talking to a manager is crazy. If you can't handle a hard foul without acting like a spoiled child, you shouldn't be playing.

I saw the article title, noticed the phrase “calls cops”, made some assumptions about the involved parties. And obviously I was right.

Holy crap, you’re right