I haven’t seen the color of my desk in 2 years.

We didn’t listen!

It must be a nightmare to keep that place clean. So.much.white.

I would hate to go out trick or treating with these people. Me with my shitty looking ghosbuster’s costume and them looking amazing.

The best yogurts are the ones with the most fat content. Try them, I swear you won’t even wanna sweeten them.

This works with other animals, but not with gators.

How do I know if the rotor needs to be replaced or resurfaced? As far as I know I’ve never changed mine and my car has over 100k miles. I’ve changed the pads many times though.

I’m not sure Florida has a gator problem. I remember reading something about how invasive species(like large snakes and even Nile crocodiles) are giving the gators a run for their money.

I think the worst part of all this is that now Matthew Dellavedova is an NBA Champion...

I couldn’t help but watch this video and imagine the theme music to Jurassic Park playing in the background. Like in that scene when they first see the Apatosaurus’ and they run out of the jeeps to see them up-close.

Grab your common sense and get the heck out of here!

Someone who dives into the field to grab a fair ball.

Here in Florida you can fill out a form with your bank that withholds legal problems (such as a lawsuit) from freezing assets in a shared checking or savings account. I cannot for the life of me remember the name of the document but it is not offered upfront, we had to ask the bank for it and even they didn’t know it…

I feel like I’d like you as a friend...because I’d feel safe with you around. lol

I love Olivia Munn...

OMG I want to give you more stars!!!!

I have to tell you that your description of your xc70 made something inside of me come alive. Got anymore pics?

I’m too lazy to go look it up in itunes...is it any good? I loved ‘We, the Vehicles’

Sea Wolf