Oh man...I wonder what it must be like to live with eternal hunger.

Cause she’s blinded by the semen in her eyes...

Wait a fucking minute.

I love her

How shitty are the security cameras at CVS?

Go to The Night Light

Go to The Night Light

I’m guessing these are not selling because they’re turd colored.

I’m guessing these are not selling because they’re turd colored.

Bring back the ranger!!!

This game is totally not worth all this grief.

I think the problem is that the majority of customers are still walking into the dealerships uneducated and uninformed. Dealerships pander to the masses.

I feel like I’m missing out because I was never into Pokemon. Am I missing out?

Pucha madre...que golazos

I feel dirty cause I like the design. :(

When I tell people that I think Wade should retire, they’re all appalled. Is it too much to ask for a player to leave the game with the little dignity he has left?

Opening a UTMA for our newborn daughter.

:) :( :) :(

Housework and housekeeping is for girls, not roaming in discos and bars at night doing wrong things, wearing wrong clothes. About 20 per cent of girls are good.

She looks like pretty much every girl I lusted after in high school. :(

I'm disappointed in you at how easily you conceded. What is this? A civil and logical conversation?

ugh...I wish they remained kittens foreva. My decade old cats are just big a-holes nowadays. They hate change more than the GOP...and literally piss and moan about it.