She banned it because of unseemly garlic breath, lol. I mean, I get it but does she not know about breath mints? To hell with diplomacy, gimme that Italian gold.

And yeah, apparently at state dinners or any kind of formal gathering you have to leave the table when the Queen does. Supposedly it’s been relaxed over the…

I honestly have no problem believing Kate is way more cunning than she looks. I mean, she’s boring AF and probably won’t pull any revolutionary moves in her lifetime, but she’s not an idiot. You don’t survive in that family unless you’re willing to gulp the Windsor Kool-Aid while maintaining that stiff upper lip. I’m…

This has always fascinated me, this protocol that’s still in place. For centuries people at court could only WATCH the Royals eat, the highest form of entertainment apparently, and it was only after the Royals departed that they could finally touch their own food. (And there was always a scramble to eat whatever was…

I don’t think she will. I mean, what can they say? He’s a POS perv who abused children and the Firm would rather cover his ass and point the finger at the Sussexes to deflect. No story there.

Wow, did you and Harry date or something back in the day? You sound super salty and specific about someone you’ve never met and likely never will. But do go on about his “tantrums” and how he behaves with the people who, you know, actually KNOW him.  

Yep, I’m sure bringing down Waity Katie during her umpteenth royal pregnancy and poisoning the Windsor well for future generations was the endgame for Harry & Meghan all along.

Monarchists love her because she’s basically a broodmare with the personality of a bookmark. Breed, show up, smile, repeat. There’s no fire there whatsoever, and therefore no threat. The Firm broke trained her well.

This is just so...clunky. High school mean girls are smoother in strategy, tact, and timing.
Sussexes: 1      /     Palace: 0

90% of Megan haters can’t stand the fact that a mixed race, divorced American actress married into that moth-eaten cesspool of privilege, said “nah,” peaced out, and refuses to go hide under a rock. The other 10% are just racist and need a lot of excuses to justify their otherwise ridiculous hatred of this person.

Soooo...you’re not gonna address the point of the article, which is that Lizzie’s pedophile son Andrew should be a much more pressing concern for the Royal Family than Meghan’s perceived rudeness three years ago? Also, for a nation that loves to whine about just wanting Harry and Meghan to “go away,” Brits sure seem…

I don’t particularly care for any monarchy or monarchial institution, but I do look on Elizabeth and Phillip with that same mixture of sadness and fascination. Whatever one thinks of them, they lived through extraordinary times, partook in and saw incredible things, traveled the world many times over, and are…

I keep thinking I’ll eventually come to terms with the stupifying awfulness that is humanity but here I am, another year older, and still daydreaming about what Stanley said in The Office about buying a decommissioned lighthouse where no one can find him and there’s a button he can press to launch the lighthouse into…

Because only the French and Irish have a beef with the English .

Nah, you just have to visit England and see for yourself how horrible 80% of the people are. I started visiting as a kid and right from the get-go was subjected to some pretty appalling rudeness, xenophobia, and ridiculous snobbishness. Yeah yeah we’re not supposed to make blanket generalizations about countries and…

Pogo is infantilizing the heck out of Soon Yi.

What is it with Republicans and their non-negotiable cognitive dissonance? Like, is it a requirement or something in order to remain in the cult? I know racism, sexism, anti-LGBTQ, anti-immigrant, anti-environmentalism are all ground level givens along with a general lack of concern for the other 99% but seriously?…

Aaannd cue all the actors who have worked with Allen over the years—in some cases repeatedly—scrambling to either a) denounce him b) carefully sidestep accountability by releasing some generic bs statement about being deeply upset and wishing all parties well or c) burying their heads in the sand altogether. Allen may…

Except Soon Yi is a grown-ass woman now who has all the facts before her, and further access to the best therapists in the world to help her through her early trauma and grooming should she choose to break from Allen once and for all. She may not want to be a part of this, but she’s a glaring red flag on his part and,…