YEP. Everyone is y’all now.

Between the dumpster fire that is Kinja and equally garbage writing, I’d say Jezebel’s days are numbered.

As so many others have pointed out, this really shows the limitations of the privileged. Instead of self-pitying navel gazing, CT could volunteer, reach out to the people she’s targeted in the past to make amends, raise awareness about bullying—hell, just drive your ass down to a food pantry and bag some food. Are low-…

It’s based on this holiday card:

Sadly, they have yet to capture Diana’s spirit in sculpture. All of her statues are pretty gnarly looking, though this wasn’t the worst by far.

Whatever else, Harry’s appearance was revenge by hotness. Dude looked healthy, handsome, and relaxed; moreover, he didn’t put a foot wrong. He attended the WellChild event, of which he’s still an active patron, and clearly the families adored him. At the statue unveiling he was smiling and at ease, whereas William…

“I have nothing to gain or lose either way.”

All these former celeb couples purportedly rekindling shit some 20 years after they split just proves to me that the real tragedy of L-U-V is that most of us never meet our loves at the right time—like when they/we are (hopefully) older and wiser, with more self-awareness and sensitivity. Nope. We meet them when they/w…

As I sense my portrait in the attic continuing its long slow rot, I’m convinced *at least* 85% of looking good is good lighting. I guess the Windsor women are forbidden.

The problem with Lilibet is it’s so specific to the Queen (she couldn’t pronounce her name as a small child, the family picked up on it, and thus an affectionate nickname was born etc), it’s practically part of her myth and background story, as most nicknames are. It’s a lot more personal than just drawing up some…

Both you and JPlum hit the nail on the head. I honestly don’t think most of the trouble comes from the RF, but their creepy, sycophantic staff and handlers who clearly have it out for the Sussexes. That couple can’t put a foot forward without the Palace leaking it to the press with a big ol’ nasty spin on it—in this…

She also lived in her own purchased flat in London with roommates, held down a job, and by all accounts led a normal city girl life. She had lovers before Charles, albeit not many. The whole Young Di portrait of pastoral innocence was some good-ass PR.

The whole world thought she was a virgin on her wedding day but apparently that was part of the Palace “sell.” Diana had sexual partners from the time she was a teen, she and Charles had slept together before their wedding, and so on. The whole sacrificial lamb narrative never gets any less sinister. I actually find…

Her engagement ring was pretty ugly too IMO. Fussy 80s all the way and probably just as cursed as—if not more than—the wedding gown. I know Harry gave it to William to propose to Kate with and that’s sweet but also good riddance.

I LOVE the aquamarine ring Diana had commissioned from Asprey, that Harry gave to Meghan.…

Italians giving a fuck about sexual assault? Oh, you sweet summer child. 

Buckingham Palace goes up in flames, H&M walk away hand-in-hand without looking back. A lone corgi emerges from the smoke with a tiara in its mouth and calmly trots away down the Mall. Slow fade.

You sound like a sad old boomer with weird issues. Here, have all the spit-free milkshakes you want and a wonderful day! 

Why? Salty signed off with it as a jokey threat, not an actual testament. Also, unless you know the “real” Salty and where she works, I doubt this is something you need to be paying so much brain rent to.

Except we do because men like Rogan influence other men who want to be like Rogan, who in turn go out in the world and do dumb--and often dangerous--Rogan shit that hurts everyone except straight white guys---you know, the dudes we’re supposed to ignore. 

it’ll eventually get to — straight white men are not allowed to talk.