Nope. But has that every stopped the Hollywood machine?

Or, y’know, Hollywood could expand its embarrassingly basic supply of go-to historic women and retire the Cleopatras, Marie Antoinettes, and Queen Elizabeths (I & II) once and for all. 

There are no shortage of fascinating, badass women throughout history, from all over the world, but sure, break out the eyeliner and…

Totally. The majority of social media “friends” posting and sharing these outrageous and frankly moronic conspiracy theories are largely male, white, educated, and financially stable (if less so following the pandemic). 

But does it count if they “airbrush” it out? *eyeroll*

...dammit, all the stars for this one too.

All the stars for this.

I’m really glad you mentioned that. Kim has always been really vocal about how much she HATES actual pregnancy, from the sickness and nausea to overall body discomfort and weight gain scrutiny, so I dunno, maybe in this case she’s at least a halfway decent source on stuff like maternity wear?

What bugs me about this…

Jameela may have a different perspective if she ever gets pregnant.

Thank you. Same for referring to girls as “underage women.” Nope, they’re children. 

You cannot be a Trump supporter, let alone Trump staffer, and call yourself a feminist. That’s my TED Talk, enjoy the open bar.

Star for referencing Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. 

Which is honestly what most of the tell-all books released on Trump have consisted of. Even Mary Trump’s book, while interesting from an analytical standpoint, didn’t reveal anything we didn’t already know or surmise on our own. I also think we’re just numb to Trump at this point, and wholly unsurprised by anything he…

Nah, the Trump cult is already spinning the tapes as “fake.” They don’t give a shit. They adore their dictator. 

At least Cohen is being honest about why he and so many flocked to Trump’s camp: personal gain and nothing more.  For all his hubris, Trump never seems to get that he’s a pawn in everyone’s game.

I wonder what will happen if and when the Trumps are finally out of office and have to go back to being a gold plated mafia family? Right now their asses are kissed and indulged because daddy’s the president, but I wonder how many—MANY—doors will be slammed in their faces and connections severed when the nation’s no…

I think it’s a combination of being a shitty person and just having average DNA that surgery can’t do much to improve on. It gets harder to hide your true essence as you get older and lose all that lovely, cushy collagen of youth; add the wholly unextraordinary Trump genetics and the result is...slightly above average…

This is a ground-level dick move on “Blue Lives Matter” Karen’s part on two counts alone:

1. Bitch, don’t talk to me on a flight or the train or anywhere unless I initiate conversation or give you a sign that I’d welcome it—you know, a smile or follow-up question. Learn to read faces. Like, seriously, extrAverts. Stop…

If this doesn’t shut up all the whiny men whining about #metoo ruining men’s lives I don’t know what will. Don’t worry shitty white men, you’re still above accountability in our society, and can go on to literally run states and maybe even countries despite being actual pieces of garbage. 

Men don’t get stolen, they choose to leave. Claiming otherwise just recuses them of accountability and conveniently lays the blame on the other woman--or any woman you perceive as a threat, for that matter. If your partner is enthusiastically into you and committed to the relationship, they won’t let themselves get…

My stoner ass is literally drooling over this.