I love how people also conveniently overlook the fact that Pitt physically assaulted Maddox and the law had to intervene, to the point where he was legally barred from seeing his kids until he sought counseling. I know people love to hate on Jolie, but seriously—would you want to be around your (now recovering, wow…

You do know that Jolie initiated the divorce after Pitt physically attacked Maddox on a private flight and the FBI + child services were called and a temporary restraining order put in place against him to protect the kids? You also realize he’s battled with alcoholism for years, and Jolie probably got tired of doing…

All of what you wrote. I’d also like to add that what’s considered “fat” in our society is beyond laughable, to the point where it loses all power once you realize how often that word is weaponized against women of all body types and sizes. Like, gee, almost makes you wonder if it’s just another way to control women’s…

Dammit, that was supposed to be “cage” 

Stupid bit of trivia: an acquaintance of mine was a stand-in on The Apprentice a bajillion years ago, and saw both Melania and Ivanka on multiple occasions. All she had to say about Melania was that she was tall; Ivanka apparently has baby-fine hair that’s visibly thin on top and actually much shorter, which continues…

I don’t know if it’s possible to find anymore, but her old Instagram account truly backs up your observation. It’s kind of fascinating.

This isn’t the best article, but sums it up pretty well:

I imagine the money and power actually increases the backstabbing and misery? The more you have to lose, the more everyone looks like an enemy. 

THANK YOU. It’s a trifle at this point. Melania has been barely a blip on the history-making radar, and will be all the more forgotten whenever that family vacates the White House. Tea sandwich indeed.

That marriage is a business arrangement, and both parties more or less conduct themselves accordingly (him with his affairs, her with decorating her gilded gage). Marrying Trump was Melania’s meal ticket and, once Barron arrived, a double-assurance of future security even if they divorce. I don’t even try to find the…

Sorry not sorry, but any “friend” who pens a tell-all about the other party is a POS. I can only read this as a) a cash grab, b) an attention grab, or c) a way to recuse herself of having been gamely involved with Melania & Co when it’s a decidedly bad look these days. That whole family is garbage, but all these…

This is why I cackle into my third cocktail of the morning whenever someone somewhere in the vast sinkhole of the internet whines about “skinny-shaming.” Skinny people will never be shamed, mocked, excluded, or lectured the way anyone with an ounce of excess flesh on their body will in our society. Is either fair?…

Wow, that brings back strong pre-teen memories. I remember Hideous Kinky was the first film she did after Titanic, and I loved it so much. Her entire filmography is a study in fearlessness. 

HA! They’d have been perfect for each other. 

Same. Always the same opener too, some pathetic starter like “I know you probably hate me but...”

Um, no. I just wasted enough time on you and don’t want to be bothered ever again.

“Maybe you have a weird fetish for women calling you a thoughtless jerk and it has gone woefully unsatiated by your ex”

Brad Pitt has never struck me as someone with much of a personality, and his core dating/marriage track record backs this theory up pretty neatly:

When he was with Goop, he became the icy Soho pretty boy with the matching haircut, with Aniston he was all about that luxe-hippie Cali life, all football and Cabo, then…

Aw, come on, I’m sure they have lots of deep, meaningful things to talk about and bond over, despite the fact that he could be her father, and not even one of those “I had my kids when I was barely out of my teens” dads, but legit could have sired her at 30. Doesn’t smack at all of insecure but nonetheless rich-and-fam…

I’m a millennial and already wary of where cancel—or callout, which is pretty much the neighbor of cancel—culture is heading, if it’s not already there. What started as a legit movement to call out dangerous, predatory figures in power has since slipped into “they were mean to me once 10 ago and should probably lose…

Thoughtful investigative (investigative? well-researched and laid out? you know, quality) pieces like this are why I continue to follow Jezebel. I get that the fly-by-night clickbait stuff makes the money and keeps the buzz going, but I would love to read more of these types of pieces that actually reflect our…

Right? The scored Blue Monday is so epic and perfect I had to download it. Best workout song ever.