Me too! I have a hard time remembering middle school the most. My old friend always says, “remember that time in 8th grade...?” and I’m like, uh, not really.

Yeah that one is pretty good, but he REALLY got into the old school covers, to the point where he would do entire concerts of them. No, just no.

Dude I love RiRi and Phil! But let's be honest, I'm waiting for Phil 1. to recover from his back issue, which may never happen :( and 2. hoping he will make an actual album instead of doing covers of 50s and 60s music. Come on Phil!

I got to meet him a couple weeks ago! He IS delightful. Very funny and nice. Not tall per se, but when he walks in the room he is a presence. 10/10

Don't forget the worst offender — the SCRUNCHIE.

I literally just said "WAT DA FUCK?" out loud reading that last sentence.

This is one of my favorite lines in that movie, followed by the next: "She needs to sor' ou' 'er priorities!"

Omg beating, not being. Sheesh.

Yes, posted about this. The class was defense/get away techniques. All four days of it. Loved being up the cops in the suits!

I have taken this class in Virginia. (Full disclosure: I skimmed this article as I don't have time to read the whole thing right now). I will say this: the cops I took the course with (offered free through my work) were genuinely concerned about teaching us defense techniques in attack situations. Some discussion…

Haggis burgers are legit in Scotland. Also I love Alan "I can do any accent I damn well please" Cumming.

A teacher of mine in college was/is on the Academy. Despite the fuckery of what this article is showing, the thing that always stuck in my craw is that she told us that you didn't need to have seen all the nominated movies/performances to vote. So, many people would have seen one or two and cast votes. HOW IS THAT…

Her name is Princess Pony Head. Seriously. Google "Star vs The Forces of Evil." Awesome.

I actually got to judge "Reflections" two years in a row a few years ago! I too, participated when I was a kid and it was oddly weird to hold all that artistic judgey power in your hands. There is a ton of great art from all over and little kids are by far more creative than their older counterparts.

OMG I JUST SNORTED AT WORK.

As a former animator, everything you said is YES. Down to the "easy/that's not a real job." But I loved telling people what I did, they were always fascinated. It's fun winning the "I know for a fact I have the coolest job in the room" contest.

Looks JUST like my puppers did as a puppy. Scrapple:

I saved my burner code but whenever I try to log in on my laptop it tells me the info is wrong. I debate starting a new burner or just being satisfied with only being able to comment at work. Sucks!

Love this bit. Though it does work better when you hear the old lady voice he does, ha.

Maybe we should all go around calling teh menz "bastards" and see how that goes. "I need a bastard in my life. Why won't you talk to me, bastard??? Hey you wanna go out with me on a date, bastard?"