The editing of this video killed me. Get on with it!

It blows my mind that in this day and google age, someone with a figurative rap sheet like this still finds women who want to be with him. Money ain't that important, ladies.

Am I imagining things...?...but I swear at some point one of their posts showed an asian guy? And I thought that was the guy behind it. Somebody help me figure this out.

Pumpkin everything! Pumpkin coffee, pumpkin candles, pumpkin bread! MMMMM PUMPKIN!!!!!!!

I make them every year. Pumpkin oatmeal chocolate chip. They are AMAZING.

Omg I get these all the time. I call it "sparkle vision" cuz explaining what an ocular migraine is sometimes takes too long. I find I get them more during periods of stress and when I transition from dark rooms to bright outside light, or bright flashes of light hit me. Oh, you twinkling doughnut.

Omg I just got back from Scotland and Irn Bru does not taste like coke and orange soda. It tastes like a creamsicle, which is disgusting. It actually wasn't that bad but I just really hate creamsicles.

Tony, what is your favorite Hall & Oates song?

Nah, these peeps are something extra special. Like Deliverance without quite so much attempted murder.

It's actually a movie. A terrible crappy movie you should never watch. Some hillbilly kids drown a cat in a rain barrel. It's awful. Though if you want to laugh, see if you can find the chair wrestling scene on youtube. A lady screams, "WRASSLE THAT CHAY-YARE!" and that's the only good thing I took from it. Ugh.

Christ! Those two look like they're about to take those animals out back and Gummo them in a rain barrel!

Omg literally (ugh literally) this went down in my group of friends in college. We went to Outback (not fancy but hey for college they can cook a steak), and we said hey man, why don't you try it medium? You always get well done. And lo and behold, he exclaimed "This tastes DELICIOUS! I never knew steak tasted like…

EW I HATE THAT. Went out clubbing once and my friend's gay friend came with us. We were dancing (a couple of us were up on an elevated platform, he was on the floor next to us) and he took it upon himself to drag his fingers across my crotch-from back to front-twice. I smacked his hand both times and then leaned in…

I took my mom to see Lionel Richie a few months ago. Every song it was like, oh man I remember this! Every tweet is true; he has a presence on stage. Every couple songs he go do a couple solos on the piano and he'd tell these stories about when you have a breakup, who do you rely on to get you through? "LIONEL…

So I was at this baby shower a couple years ago, and we were playing scattergories maybe? Anyway you had to give an answer to different questions using the letter "M" for each answer. So we get to the boy's name/girl's name questions, and this one chick goes, "Monathan" or something for the GIRL'S name, and…

I think you're onto something. Viagra's new campaign could be something along the lines of "Take our blue pill, and be a hero! Kill an animal for a tiny body part that actually does nothing to help you get it up, and be an asshole. Hero, or asshole?"

Omg I thought I was the only one. I need a 3 hour block of time to take a "nap." And then it takes about an hour to fall asleep, and sometimes more because once the idea of "I'll never fall asleep and get some rest" pops into my brain, then I just stay awake worrying about trying to fall asleep. I never napped in…

I had soooo many discmans with skip protection! I remember by the time I was on my third one, they had just come out with 45 WHOLE SECONDS of skip protection, and I got one and was the shit.

I was thinking the same thing! It's like Everyman Tatum.

I get not shaming girls for dressy "slutty" or "not slutty." That has no bearing. However, I was walking down the street behind two teenage girls (15ish?) and one of them had shorts so short there was no actual "length" of them, and I could see a bruise on her ass cheek. If your actual glute is hanging out of your…