instagram can’t stop one so determined as i

WHAT ARE YOU SUGGESTING HM

Probably haha. It's just all ladies and our yarn

honestly like why not just kill me then

I mean, you’re literally saying you don’t scroll through hashtags and then saying you do. Even if it’s just one hashtag when you’re bored, it’s helping you find photos shared by individuals. It’s getting their pictures in front of you.

You will always be sexy to me, mori! You dont need curves. You got CHARISMA.

I mean tbh hashtags confuse me in general and I don’t really understand them at all.

Not the #curvy specifically, but I do browse the hashtags related to my interests (#crochet, #nannylife, #wip, #blackcats mostly) to find inspiration and new people to follow. If they started censoring things like #hookers and #hookerproblems (generally used by crocheters), then I'd have upheaval in my routine.

instagram is the roger goddell of digital censorship

okay but like #builtlikea12yearoldboy is still cool, right?

Why? It’s just like pooping water. Think how fresh and clean it would be. Clean enough to eat off of.

Josh Duggar said the same thing.

Alas, we are on opposite coasts. The stars have not aligned in our favor, my love.

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE TOO.

This whole danse d’amour has made mine. Vicarious thrills. No, that’s not right. Just joy.

“I have had a lifelong commitment to the Scouts and support the previous membership policy because it protected children and advanced Scout values. I’m an Eagle Scout. My kids were in Scouts. My mom was a den mother. I think their previous policy was personally fine”.

There are plenty ‘round these here parts who would like to get their parts on him but I have a feeling you that have a very very good shot at it.

You can still douche. Keep your butthole sparkling clean. I suggest just using warm water, though, not any sort of chemical.

What can I say? You’re everything I want in a man. Short, Polish, feminist, and a fan of mad max. You have my heart.