No there isn’t

Nebbish.

I was watching that live with a bunch of friends, we fell out of our chairs laughing.

Also: What about Best Little Whorehouse in Texas? Wasn’t he in that?

Came here to say that I’m waiting him to call up Kurt Russell for Tango & Cash II: It Takes Two to Tango.

Asking for a friend, but what are the exact dimensions specified for small, medium, and large? For a friend.

Just for Cobra’s car alone.

Perfect. And he has to help Dolly Parton write a Broadway musical based around the time they made Rhinestone.

*In diapers and popping antacids every 15 minutes, as aging people do*

Stallone is a nightclub owner in the country music capital, New York City...

1) Oh my god that is spot on.

I love Cobra - a most underrated ridiculously fun and silly film. However, there is a sort of sequel to Cobra! The movie Fair Game with Cindy Crawford and Billy Baldwin is adapted from the same book that Cobra was made of, so technically Billy is playing Cobra.

Seriously...

That might be the crux of it polish. They might make a super baby.

Oh, Aubrey, you eternal goober.

Normally I don’t really get pulled into the whole celeb coupling thing. For reasons yet unbeknownst to me I really want this to happen. Seriously I’m responding on an intuitive level and I have no conceptual justification for my backing of the potential love between Drake and Serena. It just feels right.

People I can imagine Donald Trump “negotiating” with, to any effect other than chaos, possible global destruction, and/or tragic unintentional hilarity :

Bad Guy: I got a bomb man, I’ll blow this place up (grocery store)

You forgot Rhinestone, surely.

Me.