LL Cool J is going to pound out the angriest bench press set in history in response to this news

i would give any amount of money to see donald’s DM inbox

you know what a weird thing is that I think about from time to time, how Martha Stewart WENT TO JAIL FOR INSIDER TRADING and yet we never ever talk about it

i would rather poop uncontrollably than go without hummus TYVM

here’s some #analysis for you:

well at the very least, he didn’t use the wrong email instead of the right email, so.

lol the area around Trump Tower is going to be a disaster have fun New York types

Exactly

I’m a native Hoosier and I believe Mike Pence should be booed in literally every possible venue

god dammit, guys

It is very upsetting that the same place that gives us Rick and Morty also has to give us this nonsense.

Dude, he’s the producer of Between Two Ferns. He’s a big time Hollywood Lefty.

can you really trust a man who was banned from Comedy Death Ray Radio, though

it’s the best thing CDR/CBB has ever done and it isn’t particularly close

Bobby is much taller than expected

i’d also add that he is married to a black woman, and has, at length, spoken about how racism has an impact on their day to day lives. one example:

correct.

Brett Gelman is a g d genius and deserves all the props (aggressively NSFW audio, you are warned)

vacillating between extreme righteous anger/planning a DNC coup and unfathomable sadness, pretty cool

Get angry. Feel that anger. Keep it. Hold it tight. Never forget how it feels.