nah

“haha! I, a white person, doing a hip hop rap! How delightfully absurd!” - the subtext of every acoustic cover.

At what point do we remove the “genius” tag from Daryl Morey?

ELLIE: I don’t really care all that much, which is odd, because I remember being weirdly amped up for a 14-year-old about Joe Lieberman’s

I appreciate a guy like Joe Johnson who has been so obviously up front about his career ambitions, to make as much money as possible with the least amount of pressure.

Yea but i’m going to see it ten thousand times, so.

i’m like 3 paragraphs into this but

“Can i get a dumb haircut and/or facial hair?” - John Travolta before accepting a role.

IF SLY STALLONE DOESNT WIN AN OSCAR FOR CREED WHY EVEN HAVE AN OSCARS

“Hitler himself is believed to have had two forms of genital abnormality: an undescended testicle [which we knew already] and a rare condition called penile Hypospadius in which the urethra opens on the under side of the penis.”

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Have you guys ever had a situation where you had a freelance pitch go awry, like what happened to your pals over at SB Nation? How did you resolve it?

I still can’t believe a human being has the real name “Lockhart Steele.”

he just wants to be friends with everyone which is fine i guess for some people but man to me it’s just nails on the chalkboard

God, that hit me so hard last year. Especially knowing that Harris would have made fun of me for hurting so much.

! that is awesome!

me, to casey wilson, when it turns out that no, there will be no Happy Endings movie

what is your tattoo on your tricep sorry that’s super weird but it has been bothering me all video