They're not my kids. They're my neices. No babies for me. And their mother, my stepsister, is not hispanic. So her kids mostly just wear their birthday suits and magic marker.

Why would it be wrong for people of Spanish descent to want their own Disney princess, though? I'm still holding out for a Polish princess. It's not like Disney can only do one non-Anglo character. They could stand to include more diversity all around.

I really wish that they would make a Hispanic princess. Partly because I am Hispanic, but mostly because I just want an excuse to dress up my nieces in Spanish flamenco dancer dress-

Bill Cosby is a good example of the "rapists are normal people, not obvious monsters" thing. As long as we continue to believe all rapists come off as inherently creepy people will still disbelieve survivors, no matter how credible their stories.

I don't know why so many cute animal videos insist on music. I'd rather here the rustling, barking, purring, and the like!

I don't always, but when I do, it's because the pooping muscles were ejecting the tampon anyway.

#thingsionlysayonline

I was dismissive of this crafty-bandwagon-ning until I got to the cutting board. I would KILL for a dress printed in a pattern like that. Hell, sell me the fabric and I'll sew the dress myself. I would wear it to give my lectures on Small Pox and death and the Civil War (60% of Civil War deaths were from disease!…

The gemstone are sitting on a bed of stone granules concentrating and radiating the positive prayers.

Vegan Du-rag? Ew.

Well, if you are literally killing people, I would say it's pretty unjustified. If, on the other hand, you're causing soda to spray them in the face, I'd say it's pretty righteous.

Alright, this is a bit of a reach. I associated "Antebellum" with a "Southern Gal" sort of gender stereotype (in a more gritty sort of way?).

YOU STAY IN THE WHITE PEOPLE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE

Agree 100% with not putting pictures of kids on the internet.

Hey, if Fing Fang Foom didn't want his butt grabbed then a 100 foot dragon wouldn't be wearing purple underpants.

Question for men: What do you get out of the lengthy, slurpy blow job scenes in porn? I like porn, actually, but I always fast forward past the beejes because, blegh, they are so tedious. And I like giving head, but watching someone else gagging on a giant porn dick like, negative turns me on. If I am ever too wet for…

I'm not at all surprised. I'd never heard of this guy before, his work looks like absolute shit, but I can see him being the darling of an MFA culture that's terrified of anything requiring actual talent and ambition. Paste together shit you found written on coffee cups, that's a novel.

I think it's quite a week for…

I honestly don't think this is anything but awesome. I want to be friends with him so I can come over and play with his toys. (I tried to think up a way to say that that wouldn't sound dirty, but it was impossible so whatever.)

Ridley Scott!? Is this another Alien prequel in disguise?

Someone make Leviticus: The Movie. I want a movie all about the hazards of sitting on a chair that has previously been sat upon by a woman on her period.