fightinginfishnets
fightinginfishnets
10/23/14
1:29 PM
2

They're not my kids. They're my neices. No babies for me. And their mother, my stepsister, is not hispanic. So her kids mostly just wear their birthday suits and magic marker.

10/23/14
5:24 AM
2

Why would it be wrong for people of Spanish descent to want their own Disney princess, though? I'm still holding out for a Polish princess. It's not like Disney can only do one non-Anglo character. They could stand to include more diversity all around. Read more

10/22/14
5:04 PM
50

I really wish that they would make a Hispanic princess. Partly because I am Hispanic, but mostly because I just want an excuse to dress up my nieces in Spanish flamenco dancer dress-

10/20/14
6:11 PM
103

Bill Cosby is a good example of the "rapists are normal people, not obvious monsters" thing. As long as we continue to believe all rapists come off as inherently creepy people will still disbelieve survivors, no matter how credible their stories.

10/17/14
8:04 PM
124

I don't know why so many cute animal videos insist on music. I'd rather here the rustling, barking, purring, and the like! Read more

10/17/14
4:19 PM
341

I don't always, but when I do, it's because the pooping muscles were ejecting the tampon anyway.

#thingsionlysayonline

10/16/14
12:00 PM
66

I was dismissive of this crafty-bandwagon-ning until I got to the cutting board. I would KILL for a dress printed in a pattern like that. Hell, sell me the fabric and I'll sew the dress myself. I would wear it to give my lectures on Small Pox and death and the Civil War (60% of Civil War deaths were from disease! Read more

10/16/14
11:58 AM
15

The gemstone are sitting on a bed of stone granules concentrating and radiating the positive prayers. Read more

10/13/14
5:55 PM
170

Well, if you are literally killing people, I would say it's pretty unjustified. If, on the other hand, you're causing soda to spray them in the face, I'd say it's pretty righteous.

10/13/14
4:25 PM
128

Alright, this is a bit of a reach. I associated "Antebellum" with a "Southern Gal" sort of gender stereotype (in a more gritty sort of way?). Read more

10/10/14
9:56 PM
55

YOU STAY IN THE WHITE PEOPLE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE

10/9/14
3:59 PM
5

Hey, if Fing Fang Foom didn't want his butt grabbed then a 100 foot dragon wouldn't be wearing purple underpants.

10/6/14
4:39 PM
51

Question for men: What do you get out of the lengthy, slurpy blow job scenes in porn? I like porn, actually, but I always fast forward past the beejes because, blegh, they are so tedious. And I like giving head, but watching someone else gagging on a giant porn dick like, negative turns me on. If I am ever too wet for Read more

10/2/14
11:36 AM
76

I'm not at all surprised. I'd never heard of this guy before, his work looks like absolute shit, but I can see him being the darling of an MFA culture that's terrified of anything requiring actual talent and ambition. Paste together shit you found written on coffee cups, that's a novel.

I think it's quite a week for Read more

10/1/14
11:40 PM
47

I honestly don't think this is anything but awesome. I want to be friends with him so I can come over and play with his toys. (I tried to think up a way to say that that wouldn't sound dirty, but it was impossible so whatever.) Read more

10/1/14
5:27 PM
14

Ridley Scott!? Is this another Alien prequel in disguise?