Sorry, I had missed the nieces part.

Wait, you haven't forced your children into some sort of traditional dress to take pictures yet? I thought that was something all Spanish children endured, or is that just in my family?

Here's me in mine when I was little:

Oh, please tell me the animation is going to look like the image and not be Rapunzel/Frozen style. I miss 2D animation.

We had a game when we were kids called "Leaves." Leaves consisted of grabbing fistfuls of the tiny, thin leaves that scattered the school yard, launching yourself at a friend, and shoving said leaves down the back of their shirt with a viking-like roar of triumph.

What if you murder someone with a shaken up can of pepsi? Doesn't that cancel stuff out?

I would also like to add, if you are taking photos and posting them, be aware of what you are posting. For example, I have taken photos of child cosplayers because they love the attention too and their costumes can be just as cool as the adults, but I never put them up on the internet because they're kids.

Also, with…

There aren't even words for how much I enjoy this comment.

I'm going to sue you for asking me that. I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT, SIR OR MADAM.

Oh, Cocoa Puffs can totally raise immunity to childhood diseases. If it really wanted to. It just doesn't want to right now, but it totally could. Maybe it'll show you later, if it feels up to it.

I would expect nothing less. I was at work when he called me.

My personal favorite.

True story: Last year, Mr. Fishnets somehow managed to (accidentally) stab himself with a butter knife. He has a small scar on his palm.

I'm very glad that Green was able to go to a place where her life changed for the better, and I wish her success in her lawsuit. She deserves whatever peace she can get out of it.

"Hey, miss. We have quinoa!"

Annnnd I lost it.

I figured that had something to do with it.

There was also a second woman, who tried to interfere after Amezquitas was pinned to the ground and the cop shoved her away so hard that she went flying to the ground.

Of course, all the comments on other sites are fucking disgusting, ranging from patronizing and "I'm not racist but" to "mexicans GTFO".

biology teacher at a public high school

*Real reason everyone in NYC wears black.

SPOCK BUTTON! SPOCK BUTTON! This is so damn disturbing.