Compliment. I do not think the word means what Stanley thinks it means.

I am so glad my high school didn't have Homecoming. Or Football.

Communism? World War 3? Butts? Communist butts starting World War 3?! TELL ME GOD DAMMIT.

And then the internet made it a gif.

It's all I can think of.

What are these savings you speak of?

Steven, you precious little snowflake, if you read these comments, I want you know from the bottom of my heart than I would really love nothing more than to curb stomp you.

Don't forget, most places will only pay you 35 hours a week (since they're deducting an hour of unpaid lunch). Also, the poverty line is higher in Hawaii and Alaska, so single people working 35/week for 7.25 actually fall below the PL in those states.

But 7.25 TOTALLY makes sense.

As a museum admissions employee, if you ever hear me saying anything like that girl here, please shoot me, because I've been body snatched.

Nothing says Happy Valentine's Day like massively invading your SO's privacy without their permission.

I've got a friend who's an amazing bartender, but the place he works at doesn't spring for a lot of fancy stuff. He uses flavored vodkas a lot, and makes some damn amazing cocktails.

Actually, I'm around 190, 5'5" and my waist is 34". I have weight in my legs, my breasts, my arms, and I have a broad ribcage and widest hips. Larger ladies come in many shapes and sizes, you can't assume what they look like based on 3 numbers.

Whoa, whoa, whoa girl. He's mine.... to light on fire.

This is the only sensible reaction.

Yeah, but if I look at you and say "peanuts" you might explode. This is science.

I work at a comic book store where the majority of the staff is female, and I am grateful that they shit would never fly there.

We store your energy in a secret lair in the subway system. It fuels all of our bagel ovens.

Counterpoint: Bite me. :)

I'm getting Ebola right now.