Going to be a book nerd, forgive me.

I don't know. I wasn't expecting that until the end of Season 4, since it doesn't happen till the end of ASoS.

Yay, lets make fun of people who decide they want to do something that means something personal to them for their wedding!

Good luck to you in your own legal battles. Thank you for being strong enough to go through with it, even though I'm sure it doesn't feel like you're being too strong with all the stress you're under.

Oh man, she should never read Robert Olen Butler's "Hell", since half of the major characters in that are public figures.

I believe in you.

While I loved this one (Lyanna Stark, hell yeah), I do think I liked the Batman and Superman ones more because it's so simple you just get to enjoy how beautifully she plays (both aurally and visually).

Go home, Xbox. You and your dog are drunk.

Oh, you misunderstand. I completely sympathize, that sounds like the most frustrating thing ever (especially as a person who is a size 14).

But she's not even getting the bagel! She's getting bagel crust! All the delicious bagelness is gone!

Holding up lunch orders? You realize that this is when you take her out behind the barn and shoot her, right?

Plus, that stuff tastes like piss. Can we say it? It's piss in a can.

See, I find this reasoning perfectly understandable. What I can't stand is people who convince themselves that they can drink all the light beer they want and it's totally not bad for them because "guys, it's light beer!". It's like people who drink diet soda by the liter.

Cool. Tell my 100 lb. friend who eats way over 2000 calories a day in junk food that.

Well, bacon love is the exception for every rule. After all, it was Mark Twain who once said "Bacon would improve the flavor of an angel." And if Mark Twain is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

I feel like so much of the time it isn't about knowing the calorie content, but making sure everyone else around them knows how health conscious they are. Ugh. Bite me.

Good.

Yeah, I'd like to know that too.

Her sticking her tongue out at the end? So friggin' cute.