Most ciders do too.

I feel like you should have a sign that says: "You're here to drink, so drink and don't bother me about the calories" right above the bar.

Diet beer commercials make me laugh and laugh and laugh. Guys, you're drinking beer. There's no way it is healthy for you, just enjoy it for what it is— delicious.

As would I.

All I can think of when I see "money-shaped money pool" is the I-Heard-You-Like-Blank meme.

None of the Jez authors follow me. Probably because I do spend most of my time on GT.

Haha, I have to remind my ovaries of that sometimes too.

*rimshot*

Yes. Everyone should be vaccinated against HPV, especially since you can carry HPV and never see any serious symptoms until it really causes problems.

Yep. Prancercising on treadmills.

I really, really, really want to see people in the gym prancercising on the treadmills.

Thanks. I've been seeing my gyno since I was 15, it was really sucky to lose her- though I'm glad she's going off to do good work.

You mean you didn't know that in the opening scene in "Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark" the original script had him stealing a can of ham rather than a gold idol?

Gotta watch those special features!

And exactly why I will never see her ever again.

Once or even twice is acceptable, but this doctor kept brining it up, even when we had moved on to a new subject.

Thanks! I'll do some research!

I don't know. The troll may really have a point about that canned ham thing.

Do you know what insurance she/he takes? My OBGYN recently closed their practice (going to do Doctors Without Borders work) and I'm looking for a new one.

Also, it sounds like you actually listen and communicate with your patients. Some doctors don't talk with their patients, they just talk at them.