Kyrie Irving also thinks Imbiid’s orbital issues are complete bullshit.

It doesn’t help in the first video to have Francis Off-Key singing along throughout.

Her hit “Fight Song” was Hillary Clinton’s campaign anthem, so this isn’t the first time she’s let America down.

I have never...attempted to gain a competitive advantage.

I vacillate between love and hate for the movie that accompanies it, but I unapologetically love the bold, graphic-design-overload, and possibly seizure-inducing opening credits to Enter The Void:

Maybe he should have had the Purdue Engineering students develop some sort of brace or prosthetic for him to use?

Just making some boils. Purdue man through and through.

“I was trying to intentionally fuck with you.... so can you do me this solid?”

For further safety they will also be providing these helmets:

*Bats are all stored behind glass that says BREAK IN CASE OF EMERGENCY*

*gun shots ring down hallway*

He’s had a worse season in nearly every category and his team has underperformed. I think those characteristics were different last year. Also, Harden wasn’t on the best team in the league, so his more clear-cut case of team superiority this year is more valid. Last year, he led an overperforming team with eight more…

Is it just my computer, or are twitter embeds getting cut short lately? I’ve had it happening on websites other than deadspin as well.

Gotta ask... when an asshole coach tells a player that he’s going to send him back to Africa and the player is, indeed, from Africa, is he a racist asshole coach or just an asshole coach?

Well, at least there’s one league that will still recognize Isaiah Thomas as a professional basketball player.

Markelle Fultz will provide plenty of bricks for the wall.

“Only 45 players see action in any given game and therefore I should only have 45 guys” is a fuckin heater of a take. It sounds like a PFT commenter Joke

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.