He just goes dugout to dugout, so kind of.

Even if you’re the type of white person who doesn’t skip the N-word when singing along to a rap song, why would you be the type of person who screams it gleefully at the top of your lungs while being recorded?

My favorite were the people who were like “it was just singing along to a random song.” There was nothing random about it. I mean, if it was just some song that happened to have a “nigga” or two in there and they accidentally stumbled over them, okay (kinda not okay, but still). But someone chose this song, and they…

I like the idea that the first thing a white dude would do if he woke up black is see if he can say the “N-word.” As if there’s some magic keeping him from saying it as a white dude (especially alone, which is how he wakes). Of course then all he does as “Chris Brown” is lame bullshit. So, great aspirations, Dude.

Until she starts talking about how drinking turpentine will cure what ails you and that the government doesn’t want you to know it:

Thanks for posting, Nick. This really opened my eyes. Earlier today, I thought you were a decent writer and probably a nice guy.

Huge contradiction in the headline, Nick. I mean, seriously, Deadspin editor?

Actually, the fact that his name was spelled incorrectly is probably a sign that is WAS from Young and not the athletic dept.

So it doesn’t matter what sport it is, bad music will always ruin a good highlight.

Scene -8th grade graduation dance.

“Drew Has Got a Boner” syncs better to Dude Looks Like a Lady than it does to Janie’s Got a Gun.

I liked the one for “Winners and Losers of the Second Round of the NCAA tournament.” Like that one seems pretty straightforward, guys. There’s a bracket and everything.

You guys know The Ringer is a parody site, right? The last 3 times I visited the top story was WINNERS AND LOSERS OF <whatever event just happened>. They’re making fun of people who write those ham-fisted combination of sports/pop-culture/business/tech articles. Right?...Right?

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“And I was always very like,” even if merely spoken, not written, should result in a lifetime ban from plying the English language for a living.

Ironically, he could use some work on his offensive lines.

No wonder their coach is stressed the fuck out.

Is being fucking dumb a prerequisite for all Cav point guards now?

Orville Rogers is in lane 2, he’s the one who broke his age group world record but didn’t win this particular race. That tweet is confusing but the winner is actually 90 year old Edward Cox:

Alright, buckle up for a Shakespearean epic that I promise will be worth your while.