Everyone seems surprised. I for one, cannot remember the last time the University of Tennessee won an important game on a Saturday.

The well is bottomless..

@RealSkipBayless The Pac-12 is dominating March, with a 5-0 record in the NIT

No, I am not exaggerating. He actually turns into a 95 year old man the second he gets into a defensive stance. Too many people throw the word literally around too loosely. I’m not one of them.

This is Good Content.

+1 infomercial before actor

One second in: “Oh, this is gonna be easy.”

His current job involves failing at attempting basic life skills, so I don’t know what makes athleticism so compelling.

Rovell actually looks pretty good for a guy who hasn’t raised his hands above his shoulders in twenty years.

I never subscribed to the “if you never played sports you shouldn’t write about them” philosophy. Until now. Jesus christ, this makes me wonder how the dude walks down the street.

I would absolutely watch a Wide World of Sports that was just Darren Rovell attempting basic motor skills.

He literally turns into a 95 year old man the second he gets in a defensive stance.

Darren Rovell stars in “White Men Can’t....do much of fucking anything really.”

This ends with Nick Saban doing the next 9/11

I’m not sure John Calipari can afford to pay both freshmen and sophomores.

The very notion of coming up with a complicated, centralized set of rules dictating how much plumbers can earn and under what circumstances they can earn it would be un-American and completely fucking ridiculous besides.

I’ve been saying Jennifer Lawrence was robbed for at least a nomination since they were announced! Glad to see someone after my own heart.

For those who have and are planning to comment that this is a racism thing, remember Matt Jones. Yes, NFL execs are racist, but more than that, they’re just fucking dumb.