What if this wasn’t a slideshow though? Just like a regular article, to provide your readers a better experience?

Feels worth noting that a couple weeks before this story became A Thing, somebody asked Will Ferrell the same question McKay got about why the two of them split up. Ferrell gave the essentially drama-free answer that he quit their production company because he wanted to smaller workload.

I don’t know. Probably because the only movies of McKay’s that are good and worth remembering are with Will Ferrell? Who wants another self-righteous polemic that spells out its message in the most literal terms possible?

You know how people said that Donald Trump was a poor person’s idea of a rich person? Adam McKay’s movies are a stupid person’s idea of smart movies.

“...and I reminded him of some slights that were thrown my way that were never apologized for.”

Well, now we know who the asshole actually was

Clearly you’ve never read the FT or the Economist.

Mine was a classic tale of hubris. I was certain I was right, unassailable in my ivory tower, sneering at all who told me different until I found out (painfully) how wrong I was. I discovered that I could hate Rob Schneider more. After years believing my antipathy for him could go no further, I found out he was an…

This is also the perfect place to post your Fantasy Football teams! Sci-Fi, Surrealist, Fauvist, and Dadaist teams are also welcome.

Huh? It’s definitely illegal, it’s just not late.

Can we just say that its a heinous hit to the helmet? Not exactly late since the receiver wasn’t down by contact and seemed to be getting up to gain more yards.

You got the line wrong, though. It wasn’t, “Yeah! Get him a body bag!” It was, “Get him a body bag! Yeah!”  

Sounds like perfect weather for a prestigious quadrennial soccer tournament!

What the fuck is with the shitty tone of this article? This may have been the best opportunity to achieve a life-altering accomplishment, a true dream, and it has been lost in the cruelest way possible. Will a chance like this ever come up again?

I think Belichick would find it personally insulting to be told that a player is such a distraction that he can’t handle the guy in his locker room. 

and again, I feel obligated to point out that I am not making this up—the woman who sang “How Much Is That Doggy in the Window?”

I am consistently surprised by the dearth of creativity in “creative” marching bands like Stanford and the Ivies.

She she was tipped off with some insider information and acted upon it. Then she tried to cover up what happened.

Don’t shame “snitching”. Exposing criminals is in the interest of society as a whole, and we want more people to come forward, not less. Yes, we’re talking about a garbage person, but the information he provides is valuable. And there is nothing valuable, or even moral, in remaining loyal to a criminal gang. So, don't…

Yes, let’s bash Tekashi 6ix9ine for being a “snitch,” not because he’s a horrible, garbage person who sexually abused minors, physically abused other women, and has just generally been a criminal dickhead.

I suppose in retrospect it would’ve been better for Barry to kill Taylor earlier. Sort of reminds me of the Rick and Morty episode where Morty unleashes someone meant to be assassinated, which results in MANY more deaths.