Any interest in giving readers a better experience died a long time ago when they switched to Kinja.

From a Fangraph’s post about the strike zone in that game, here’s the last pitch with the strike zone overlaid on top of it:

At first glance it looks like Anthony Davis did it this season (2.4 blocks/game and 1.6 steals/game), but those numbers are slightly rounded up and he actually missed that mark by 1 block/steal. He did however accomplish this feat in the 2017-2018 season (if that’s what you meant by last year).

I’m more than a little disappointed that “Balls in the Air” from Arrested Development isn’t the theme music for this game.

Timelapse of the reddening:

I’m neither of them, but I’d guess it’s that Kevin Dodd (the player in question) was the first pick of the 2nd round that year.

I’m (unfortunately, unbelievably) a fan of this team, but I forgot to send Drew a submission this year. Here are some additional points of suckitude:

In this episode, Dave tells the story of the time the leader of the free world sought him out to offer condolences, ruining an entire lineup of good jokes in the process.

You’re forgetting Ersan Ilyasova doing his best Darren Rovell impression last night:

Actually, the full presentation is actually on the Pied Piper website, clocking in at a relatively spry 21 slides.

Another quote from him in the article:

The worst part is that’s not even how “dour” is properly pronounced. If they actually did rhyme, that would mean that his name would sound like “Boor,” which would be much more fitting.

That link doesn’t work (it’s looks like the last character of the url got accidentally removed). Here’s the actual video:

Even better is that line has not one but two citations, as if it requires substantial proof for the claim that this moron is literate than stating that he was once the Browns’ General Manager.

Don’t forget about Belichick planting one on his daughter.

That annoyed me too, so here’s a gif of the shot:

*Googles “How long am I supposed to last without protection?”*

Unless your other RB was Matt Breida, that was a rookie move putting a Thursday night player in the flex spot.

Apparently there were 2 full hours of coverage, and it was counter-programmed by “The Basketball Tournament.” July fucking sucks.

My attempts to make a joke out of this led to me searching Google for “nba onanism.”