but what are you guys going to do when he’s gone? He will be, eventually, and you’re going to left with (jesus, how many million?) diehard fans who think he’s the best president ever. How are you going to put the country back together again after these divisions have been exposed?

“Ahhh the Upper East Side. Finally, a place where I can feel comfortable voicing my anti-semitic views!”

Reached for comment, Cooke said, “Daddy always said I would one day have my own racist sport’s pogrom.”

“The Page Sixstory includes a picture of Haberkorn bleeding from the head.”

Cooke comments are merely continuing the tradition of honor, respect and pride synonymous with the Redskins name.

Steven or Stephen are infinitely more acceptable to me than Stephan or Stefan

If they were gonna be that nitpicky, they should have dinged the woman in the center, too, who clearly said “will.i.am (pause) iambic pentameter” when the correct reply should have been “will.i.ambic pentameter.”

All these shit-ass clickbait articles on Facebook titled “[cute animal] trying/accomplishing [thing] is all of us,” or “this [noun] is everything.” No! No, the fuck it is not.

“Adulting.”

Everyone who complains that NFL players who choose to take a knee. What is more un-American than enforced patriotism? Besides is taking a knee more disrespectful than standing.

Things I’ve already seen in 2018 that I thought died in 2013

I’m no scientist but that looked like unfrozen water to me.

Sorry to be That Guy, but...

Calling someone a snowflake is like calling a football a handegg. It was never witty or funny. We should build a second Titanic, load all the people who unironically say either on to the boat, and then purposefully crash it in to a goddamned iceberg.

the use of the words unverified or unsupported to describe a LIE or something that is directly contradicted by all evidence. Trump saying he can jump 3 feet is unlikely and probably a lie but would be something that is unverified. Trump saying 5 million people illegally voted is a LIE

The fact that Imagine Dragons songs came up TWICE on that list of best rock songs for 2017 is proof that there is a god, and it fucking hates us.

Really? “this overwhelmingly unpopular president that 40% of the electorate voted into office is enough to make me wish nuclear annihilation on the planet?” I hope you fall into an open manhole; at least the rest of us will be fine.

No Jim Tomsula life hack without Drew? You’re dead to me Leitch

I just kind of think that the text buildup and the “whore” at the end, while being a thing that DOES happen irl, went a little far to make Robert the villain of the piece. I would have preferred it left off so people were forced to just think about where they fell without being told who the bad guy was.

I’d feel the…