Just so we’re clear...you don’t want YouTube controlling what you can and can’t see, but you want there to be a law defining what Fire Departments can and can’t say?

Roy Moore is tough on crime.

i go back and forth on whether that one or this one is the best news blooper of all time.

I hope he makes a recovery like Kevin Everett

Golf Cart isn’t a bad option. Look what it did in Dallas:

Are you the Designated Survivor while the rest of the Deadspin staff is at the award ceremony?

Sure, you may laugh at Ben now, but who’s going to be laughing when his pyramid granaries save humanity?

Oh, Quakers get violent: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rowbottom_(riot)

. . . What . . . what kind of game did Brad Smith have to score 15x worse on any metric than Nathan Peterman? Did he shoot a dog at midfield? Did he shoot a kid?

pretty sure Keith Null is a prank by a database guy

Clay Travis probably deserves the award, but I know he’d also wear it as some badge of Owning The Libs Pride, so fuck his scratchy-scalp Pepe Lite ass.

He fucked Bob Taft in a barn? kinky....

What...what the fuck is he doing?

I don’t get how this shit is a stiffer penalty than HACKING ANOTHER FUCKING TEAM TO BE PRIVY OF THEIR FRONT OFFICE DEALINGS!

No, no, no. It’s ok for Harbaugh to recruit teens.