Boris will do whatever it takes to get out of an additional five minutes of exercise.

The oil patterns in professional tournaments are exponentially harder than what a person would find at their neighborhood alley for leagues. The general line of thinking is to take a local league bowler’s avg and then subtract 40 pins per game and you would get an approximate pro equivalent (i.e. 220 avg. league…

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Manbearpig is the worst one. “durr, global warming is fake, like a manbearpig, also Al Gore is fat”.

To be fair, Chris Benoit never worked again either.

Is it a video of his honeymoon with Ciara?

Producer: “Cue up something for the loss of Roy Halladay.”

It’s just a metaphor for Ruben Amaro, Jr.’s tenure.

Fultz: When do you think I can play again, doc?

You’re the puppet.

Should’ve penalized black #18 for joining the maul from the side.

“I fought to protect the freedoms you enjoy in this country, so you better stop fucking enjoying them!”

Spoilers for box art. I have been on Video Game Internet for about 15 years now and this is a first. Holy shit.

It may not be a complex topic but I don’t know why it took 2500 words, a comparison to the Pat Tillman cover up, a (predictable) invocation of the Gawker lawsuit, a couple of knocks against editors, a reminder that the author went to j-school, the phrase “Words matter.”, some false equivalencies of institutional…

So, how were you able to do in one paragraph what took something like 30 paras? I am not a fan of these new long-form posts across the gawkerverse. So much rambling.

This one time, when I lived in Philly, I got on the wrong ramp and ended up going over the Franklin Bridge into Camden, New Jersey. Then I had to pay a toll to go back across. That’s right, they make you pay to leave New Jersey. Money well spent.

one of the dumbest things of this season has been the unapologetic PR that Brady has gotten for his TB12 snake oil from the football press. at best it’s usually “haha look at this weird recipe!” while printing wholesale what its supposed “benefits” are without any critique. At worst, it’s this freaking advertorial in…

I never expected to get so many comments, but based on the replies, I’m not the only one that has had this type of experience multiple times with either family or friends. With my in-laws, dinner is only a handful of times a year, so I can deal with it. My wife is a true gem so I try to avoid aggravating her.

Good tweet.