I'm 29. I've never dated or had sex and while I get sad about that, I've never considered hurting anyone over it.
This. THIS. I identify with this so much. A chair creaks when I sit down? It must be my weight. A chair scooches back when I'm going to sit down? My girth. Sitting on things is a constant mental humiliation for me.
I read an NPR story this morning about how California Chrome was sort of considered an inspiring underdog because he doesn't come from a prestigious bloodline, was bred in California and not Kentucky, has four white feet (considered bad luck in the sport) and the people who bought him were told that "only a dumb ass"…
This is good because, hopefully, it will encourage more diverse breeding in Thoroughbreds and maybe make the breed better. (Part of the reason you have seen an uptick in horses breaking legs in races is because of inbreeding which has nearly ruined the breed).
What a pair those two were! I'm surprised the announcer managed to keep from cracking up until after they finished.
Still laughing at this!
My mother had a weird formula for how to pick a winning horse. She said if it peed within a few minutes of being loaded in to the gate, it would win. I once asked her what if several horses pee, she said "Bet on the first one that does." I asked her what if none of them pee? Her response was a stern look, a lowering…
Seabisquik!!! OMG I LOVE THIS. What is wrong with me.
Yeah, that's why I pointed that out in my article which I hope you read all the way through because I view it as a sign of how much you love me AND I WOULD BE DEAD WITHOUT YOUR LOVE AND VALIDATION. YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA.
SOMEONE REMEMBERS THE OLD INTERNET!
Possibly wanting to deliver proof to worried loved ones that no, he doesn't spend all his time on Reddit arguing with strangers, the young man decided to take a picture with the animal.
Johnny was a chemist's son
I'm chuckling picturing Joffrey writing PETA policy.
I always thought this skit never got the love it deserved.
They did a news program about her knitting circle.
Gator's Grilled Cheese Emporium, named after this guy:
I love flowering trees.
My cousin was driving me home one night and we hit a badger. I actually thought we hit a human because badgers can get really big apparently!
ONE MORE WEEK OF STUDENT TEACHING!!!!!!