Cheaters you are all fucking scum.

This seems like the perfect place to post photos of my adorable ferrets. I give you Butters and Tuna:

I miss my 3 pet ferrets. :(

Just when you think we've hit

Pish posh. Who could leave a face like this behind?

So. I am here to give an update about what happened last week when I fled from my emotionally abusive boyfriend. I've been posting about trying to get out of this relationship for a while but had been very very stuck do to being very very poor and very alone in a new city and not being able to afford a place of my own…

If only there were a club for all the cute baby seals...

What that Bran kid will look like by the time season 6 rolls around:

I have to dig through lots of stock photos for my work. Usually the "free" ones since my boss refuses to buy any account. Anyway, I came across this gem the other day: "Business Man Staring Disgustedly at Corn Dog"

We love you, too! I may or may not be drunk at a chain restaurant right now.

"(Note for the writers of 2026's Garden State reboot: Missed opportunity to have him work at a MALAISE-ian restaurant, imo. Be the change.)"

I'm a bit confused here. The question wasn't "Why aren't there gay characters in your books?" it was "Why aren't there gay sex scenes in your book?" And his answer was, because there are no gay characters, which makes sense.

BURN THE WITCH BURN HER

i think it's like the split observers of YOLO - some people think you only live once, you may as well do some fucked up shit because hey, we all die anyway. some others think, wow life is really short, i should do everything i can to be happy and healthy.

Just in case you missed them, author Jenny Trout, much to the detriment of her sanity and faith in humanity, recapped all 3 50 Shades books chapter-by-chapter, hilariously calling out all of the fucked up gender politics, bad BDSM practices, awful characters, and terrible writing. http://jennytrout.com/?page_id=5720

SIDE NOTE: the most melisandre song is 'i burn' by the toadies. it's so on point.

OMG I really hope their first kiss was as amazing as this:

Lets be honest, the only thing that matters is the pie.

I LOVE THIS VIDEO.