Honestly, thank god the truck driver wasn't injured. That's all I have to say.

probably hearing them talk about it, (possibly lighters depending on the type of heoin) tying off or the mumbling that ensues after injection.... (former heroin addict, Thank God every day I've been clean for five years; shit's terrible)

I was on the blue line in Chicago, and a mom got on with her toddler son. She gave the kid a Slim Jim to eat. Not gross in and of itself - but after the kid was finished eating the Slim Jim, the mom sucked the Slim Jim grease off of each and every one of his fingers. That was the gross part.

Oh man. I LOVE me some Operation Ivy. #skaplease

Might have been the same tour, then, because I saw Green Day and Blink as well.

Green Day's best song was a cover of an Operation Ivy song.

Internet folks with gif skills, please, someone has to make a gif of his face at 0:18-0:22!

I also had one of these winners.

My favorite fact about myself is that a phone call from Ted Kennedy once interrupted a threesome I was having.

My fave fact about myself is that I was one of the youngest portrait pastel artists hired at Walt Disney World. Pretty hard, but interesting job for 2 years I did there. Pretty proud of my time there.

In all seriousness: my favorite fact about myself is that I am no longer self loathing. It is awesome. I was thinking about it the other day and as a now adult, I no longer can even put myself back into my depressive state. I mean, sure, I can remember cutting and burning, I can remember hating myself, I can remember…

So much of your blog makes me Buck Turgidson:

Some say the world will end in fire,

After one year, we're finally making money on our small business! (Not much but...it's happening!) Yay! In your face, doubters.

Don't forget her early work in "Of Human Bondage." She was amazing.

SPOILERS. Don't say I didn't warn you all.

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am I the only one who was super underwhelmed by frozen?

I was giving my husband a BJ and suddenly he got the giggles. I look over and here are my 2 cats just staring at me. Yes, I fuck in front of my pets because if I keep the door closed, they'll just paw and head butt the door, which ruins sexy times even more. Apparently, not only were my pervy cats watching us, but…

I suppose since I had already had an orgasm (and so did he) it doesn't technically count as interrupted sex but I had a guy break up with me while he was still inside me. Because the sex between us was so good he felt like he was "letting God down." I thought it was just the slightly hazy babblings of a guy who'd just…

I am absolutely disgusted that caffeine is currently beating weed. Disgusted! If I wasn't baked out of my gourd and making the acquisition of cake my top priority, I would consider doing something about this!