I didn't choose the milk life, the milk life chose me.

At first it was a bit unexpected...

I just swallowed my tongue laughing at this. You win.

Counter-obligatory:

Me:

And incidentally, this is what bathhouses are like.

omg im dying thank u

So it was sort of this:

Accurately describes my first partner's endowment.

mine:

My post-first time: feeling sexually empowered but just as awkward as ever.

Wait, what's the trifecta? Penetrative, clitoral and Judicial?

I am so confused by the success of this movie. A couple of good songs, a few funny lines, but ultimately a crappy story that really went nowhere.

I'm about to go watch it with a really hot stranger. This could be real good or real bad. But Claire will get me through either way.

This is the only thing I can think of. I am just so happy

BUT WHERE IS IZZY?!?!?!?!

DIGIMON IS THE ONLY REASON I ENTERED THIS THREAD