Her first crime was selling these poor animals, most likely from puppy mills, her second was this. Monster from the start.

I love how Californians treat the warm weather as a personal accomplishment.

Everyone I know (60+ year old family members included) from Ephrata is certifiably INSANE in the best way possible. I did a 20-year sentence in Spokane so I know batshit crazy quite intimately.

Oh shoot! I went to Quincy. The internet sure is a small world.

It's not as bad here in Spokane as it used to be, but it's still very much present as you could see when our esteemed Representative gave the Repub's response to the State of the Union speech. We even managed to whip up protesters when a new bar decided to name one of their drinks "Date Grape".

Kitsappalachia! That's where I'm from! Say hi to Central Market for me!

Shhhhhh.

But when you deconstruct the words "sexual harassment" down to the base of a sign, a signifier and the signified what does it really mean?

At least you have the Aroma, and a big-ass dome.

Oh god, I can see my office from this picture, which I am viewing in my office.
SO META.

How my heart feels today:

The last time a horse got worked this hard, Boxer ended up in the glue factory.

Everything starts with safety, fella.

Oh Spokane. Why oh why am I not surprised?

Not at all relevant, butt...

The trashcan in my bathroom is now on top of a cabinet after my pooch kept eating every gross thing inside of it, especially used tampons. Thank goodness he never got a blockage. But finding rotting tampons in his poop was pretty nasty too. And once I had to pull a tampon by the string out of his butt. BAD DOG!

If you've never experienced the presence of a person with a GI Bleed, you've yet to live a full life. They can occur in any part of the GI system, usually as a small tear that rips a mixture of digestive juices & fecal matter. The awful thing about GI Bleeds, is the patient has to be actively bleeding to locate the…

Gee, sorry...BUT! There were quite a few students there that night, both nursing and respiratory. I took them in to see the patient, because this was a real learning experience! They palpated and examined... And afterwords I suggested we thank the (dead) patient for the valuable learning experience. So all these…

Once upon a time, I met Ira Glass and he let me wear his glasses. I was so excited I almost threw up. I love NPR so much.

I have a husky mix. I love her and think she is the most beautiful mutt I've ever seen. I'm just going to leave this here.