Isn't that glorious? It's... it's... it's indescribably beautiful!

Otter GIFs, I say!

I have been hanging out with this dude for months and we still don't know what we're doing. I love it - there's no feeling like we have to be a certain way. I just don't want to be labeled, man.

This video was hilarious. Also super awkward to watch with your parents in their living room before you and your wife go upstairs to bed in your old room.

I'm curious to know if there's a couple out there that consists of a conservative and a feminist, and I wonder if a relationship like that could ever last. What do you guys think? Personally, I can't see myself doing it. I could easily fuck a hot conservative dude, but if you put me in a room with him for more than…

Ran out of time; this was the best I could do with your composite request.

I am feeling very bothered lately. Some people around me tell me that I would be more attractive if I wore more makeup and dressed up (I guess they mean as in dressed to go to a party or something). I wear minimal makeup (in my opinion, anyway) and I dress casually. I'm fine with the way I dress. I like wearing…

Retail Employees!- I just got off work at the store I work at and I want to bitch about things shoppers do that annoy me. Anyone else want to join in?

Okay, I have a weird/stupid thing to complain about. This is probably going to seem ludicrous to some people, but it's really been bugging me for a while and I want to get it off my chest.

Just made some Chinese stir fry and I'm DYING. I put in red pepper flakes AND freshly-sliced jalapeno pepper. WITH SEEDS. I regret nothing, but also OWWWW!

Hello All,

I have no awesome stories or entertaining crises right now, so I just wanted to say thanks to all the Jezzies. I like this little community we've got going here quite a bit. Also, I spend a lot less time in the greys these days, which means either I have become "acceptable" by Kinja's never-quite-explained commenting…

So I've got a little bit of a problem. My ex-boyfriend was ridiculously emotionally abusive to me in the course of our short relationship. While we had ups, they never lasted as long as the downs. We broke up after a final small fight that escalated into my ex shaking with anger. We haven't spoken since, but he has…

Hi college Jezzies! How is the end of your semester going? I just finished the rough draft of one of the most challenging term papers I've had to write, so I'm celebrating!

I really wanted to rectify the problem with the fast food strike punchlines that lindy pointed out so I made this yesterday. I'm supposed to be writing three different papers but I'm an asshole that acts ungrateful for my privilege of education and I'm trying to be more like Malala.

Him.

Creepily, she is also dressed/undressed at will.

Actual conversation between me and my grandmother last night…