Now I kinda torta understand

oh man I thought this was heading in a

I’m waiting to see whether Palin will defend him. I remember her being up in arms a couple of years ago because someone used the R word.

I can’t wait for Marlee’s response to this. She is a great actress and a classy dame but when she wants to be vulgar she’s hilarious.

Literally the worst of all possible worlds.

It would be so hilarious if Melania files for divorce right after the election.

The number of footprints could be deceiving of how many people were actually there if they were walking in single file to hide their numbers.

See, and here I was thinking someone else had to have tweeted it because I refuse to believe Donald Trump knows the words “paragon” or “virtue.”

I’m not even sure what “up” and “down” are in this scenario.

i remain unconvinced that this is not a portlandia sketch

I mean, that’s basically how the Council of Nicaea happened.

Best part is that it was on TV.

OMFG I wanna tongue kiss Howard Dean. I thought I was the only one with the cocaine theory.

Especially since it’s essentially a fact-free, science-less amusement park and not a real museum. Ohio has a real science and tech museum called COSI and tickets cost $15-20 bucks.

that’s WAY too much

TO WIT: the doll doesn’t appear to be wearing her seatbelt. Doesn’t he love her? As a ticketed passenger, isn’t she required to wear a seat belt?

Buying it a seat is what most surprises me. That’s an expensive quirk.

I thought the same thing. And someone else pointed this out, but remember that cop in NYC that actually got in trouble for shooting someone in a stairwell? He was Asian. So, so far the only cops that have actually seen repercussions are an Asian man and a white woman.

Shaun King posted on Facebook:

So she didn’t just shoot him despite the fact that his hands were up. She shot him BECAUSE he put up his hands?