The nerfherder scene would have been the one to use. But kudos for trying.

Fisher’s response?

Autoplay is always a startling and obnoxious thing when multiple tabs are open. Always takes me a second to find the right one.

PREACH

Donald Trump - star of NBC’s “The Apprentice” and ex-owner of the USFL’s Generals franchise - is now the leader of the Free World. I don’t know how a Jewish socialist is so far-fetched.

Between his military record and unqualified professional success Popovich is approximately infinite-times more qualified than trump to be President. His humanity is just a really fucking nice bonus.

but he’s not a successful businessman. If fact, everything he’s done on his own has been an abject failure. His focus is going to be figuring out ways to funnel public money into his pockets.

That video is terrible and sad, but I’m living for the memes and jokes:

One bled over the cuckold’s nest

Well, I still support the dumbest cause I have ever supported. I’m just adult enough to come to terms with it.

Julianne was in a protest group “whose goal was to decentralize the male domination of mosh pits and make shows more fun!”

KONY 2012

Libertarianism

I suggest folding laundry, or perhaps putting away the dishes once they’re clean. Putting away the dishes is the most annoying part anyway.

Nah. My other is a much more frequent cook than I, so it’s my way of chipping in since I cook far less often.

“If you know that someone else is handling the dishes, you’re less motivated to clean as you go and use as few dishes as possible.”

I feel like that might work in a household where cooking is split up and not all on one person

It’s like Garden State for black people.

It’s not really just giving a white supremacist a platform at a black college- there’s something perverse about denying the paying students access to the same space he’s allowed to spew filth in, protected by their school. If the school can’t keep the guest safe while allowing students to confront his heinous ideas…

Oh heck, why didn’t your teacher help you? I am mad at them and just want to hug 10 year old you.