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I’m really just horrified by the number of people throwing MSG around like pepper. Researchers literally feed it to rats to give them cancer to study! Don’t do it! I mean sure, it’s your body, your life, but why? Is it really worth it??

I’m a pot and pan hand-washer and my roommates all throw pots and pans in there with gunk all caked on and dry. And they put everything in the exact wrong way, like a big shallow bowl right over the sprayer. Drives me nuts.

Trader Joe’s has vegan marshmallows that are a decent roasting size. A bit smaller than the jumbos, which is nice because molten mallow doesn’t ooze forth and burn the shit out of your thumb.

This comment section is fantastic.

I want in on that action.

How can it be illegal for an informed, consenting adult to purchase and ingest a safe and legal over-the-counter medications for an off-label purpose*? America is fun!

Honestly the reason I’m not a gamer is 50% that I have an obsessive personality and I don’t dare invite that demon in and 50% that I just refuse to deal with this kind of toxicity. One of my first memories of gaming is when I was seven or eight and I was playing Unreal Tournament on my dad’s account, with his

For all we knew, he thought he was messaging a child. Now excuse me while I find the brain bleach.

I respect your aesthetic but I do not want to sleep over at your house... XD

I respect your aesthetic but I do not want to sleep over at your house... XD

Yeah I love that. Hands-down one of my favorite skits of all time.

No thank you please.

No thank you please.

I should fail to be shocked at this point by the offenses committed by my fellow white people, but this story still managed to surprise me. Raisins in potato salad??? Someone point me at these people so I can call them in for you!

Cyntoia Brown has been granted a clemency hearing, small, cold comfort though it is.

I mean, she might have swung multiple times to connect if he was still grabbing at her and/or her clothing. Nowhere does it say she took a swing and missed and he immediately cowered or ran or put his hands up.

“I’ve never used a race word,” says man who just said many race words.

I’m white and this makes my skin crawl, can’t imagine how this makes poc feel. Maybe my university should take a leaf out of the Nigerian legislator’s book and comp Kanye tuition for Archaeology of the African Diaspora. Great class. Great professor, I’m pretty sure she’d get some sense into him.

Yeah he’s gonna be down there a helluva lot longer than five minutes ... what’s even the point* otherwise..?

Lol you’re not. But there’s definitely a big difference between 1 and 2, when

Maybe it’s the marketing, how are women to know this about you if you don’t broadcast it on a t-shirt?

I’m pretty sure I would laugh so hysterically he’d never get it up again and I wouldn’t even have to tell him to leave because he’d just slink off in shame. that’s not a brag, it wouldn’t be deliberate, I just tend to bust out in wildly inappropriate, prolonged laughing jags when confronted with what is, to me,